| If on my theme I rightly think, there are five reasons why men drink -- good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, or lest I should be by and by, or any other reason why. | Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and money takes wings. Only character survives. | People should do better things in life to get better things out of life. | No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love Him |
| John Sirmond | Mark Twain | Elisabeth Ellen Hegel | 1 Corinthians 2:9 |
| There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. | Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. | There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. | Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. |
| Stephen Wright | Abraham Lincoln | Aldous Huxley | George Santayana |
| Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. | Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once. | Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.. | The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. |
| Bill Cosby | Unknown | Snoopy | Muhammad Ali |