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Top 10 Police Comeback Lines
1. I'm sorry Ma'am, but with the unlicensed gun in your purse plus the DWI,
you ARE a real criminal.
2. Hey John, get out of the cruiser and come over here to say "Thank You".
We stopped the guy who pays OUR salary!
3. Yeah, I do have bank robbers to catch, but that might be dangerous, so
I'm going to play it safe and write you this ticket.
4. Hurry it up? Sure, I'll just go back to the cruiser and write the citation.
Do you have food and water in the car? This shouldn't take more than six
hours.
5. Do you know why I stopped you, or do you THINK like you Drive?
6. What do you mean I won't believe you? Just because you've got three
kilos of Smack and two bodies in the trunk doesn't mean there isn't a
perfectly reasonable explanation.
7. No, you've got that WRONG. I'm even TOUGHER without the badge and
gun.
8. Of course you didn't DO it. You just happened to start your wind sprints
in front of the department store, the VCR is Extra weight, and the security
guards were providing MOTIVATION.
9. She STARTED it? That's the best you can do? My four-year-old does
better than that when I ask why his sister is crying.
10. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PARTNER NEEDS A
VACATION
1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.
2. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite
hookers he arrested.
3. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4. He talk to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".
5. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
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TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer
only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay,
just so one of us does.
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