In the news there's funny views that you read every day And I'd like to speak of one That I know has caused much fun. The little girl's named "Lilums" And her fellow's "Hennesy" I'll portray the things they say In their daily scene. I think you're the tadpole's tonsils. Sheba, please be mine. Hear me speak Make me your sheik Your comic valentine. You know you're the bullfrog's freckles Be my clinging vine When your black eyes flash You're the cat's moustache And you know that's fine. You're to me like poison ivy When our arms entwine. My thoughts crash I get a rash And chills run up my spine. Spring, oh spring, will soon be here Sheba, won't you cuddle near? Tell me I'm the mountain's ear Sheba, please be mine. I think you're the goat's galoshes Sheba, please be mine. Honest, true, a turtle's stew Can not compare with thine. You know you're the eel's eyelashes Of my heart you're queen. Sure as you are born, The canary's corn Oh you pretty dream! Like my arches, I have fallen For you Sheba mine. Don't say no Or I will go And lead a life of crime. You will have your self to thank If your sheik to jail they yank I'm gonna rob the baby's bank Sheba, please be mine. How I love your tiny feet Though they are number nine. How I love your little nose Although it shines and shines. And I love your pearly teeth Although there's only two. Thank the Lord they meet Or you couldn't eat Then what would you do? Gee, I like the brand of warpaint I taste on your lips. And it's great the way you shake And shimmy with your hips. But I like your eyes the best, They're so different from the rest; One looks east and one looks west. Sheba, please be mine.
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