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How to become an Internet Guru in 12 easy lessons!
The Dr. Computer Files -- See Legal Mumbo Jumbo, bottom of page
The CWI CoolOptions Software Package
The Toaster Files -- See Legal Mumbo Jumbo, bottom of page
Busicus Citius - The City Bus
Acronyms for Various vehicles -- See Legal Mumbo Jumbo, bottom of page
David Letterman's Top 10 ways to amuse yourself in a traffic Jam -- See Legal Mumbo Jumbo, bottom of page
Learn everything you need to know about life from Star Trek.
Find out what would happen if Microsoft built cars! Ain't that a scary thought!
The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car That Goes Faster Than The Speed of Light
What If Operating Systems Were Beers?
Bio of an average CyberWiz Inc. employee.
Tips for surviving College - One of our personal Favourites.
The Unofficial, Non Sanctioned Microsoft Anthem -- See Legal Mumbo Jumbo, bottom of page
The Lost Episode of Star Trek -- See Legal Mumbo Jumbo, bottom of page
The Question Of Hell - Some Philosophy for you...
If Dr. Seuss wrote Microsoft Manuals, this is what they'd look like -- See Legal Mumbo Jumbo, bottom of page

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"Everything I Need to Know About Life, I Learned From Star Wars" -- See Legal Mumbo-Jumbo, bottom of page
Humorous essays and reports published by the CyberWiz Inc. subsidiary, the Academy Of Sexual Sciences - AKA: The A.S.S. Files (NO,THERE IS NO EROTICA OF ANY KIND AT ALL -- PERIOD!!!)
The CyberWiz Total info page -- Who exactly are we and what do we want?

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