Why Americans are Pigfuckers


























  • American beer (and we use the term loosely) is too easily mistaken for horsepiss
  • They can't spell words properly...Color, center, neighbour, etc. The British invented the fucking language, why not ask them how it's spelled????
  • They mock the frequent use of the word "Eh" but are blindly unaware of the fact that they themselves are using the word "Hunh?" just as much.
  • Most of them don't know that Canada has 10 provinces, and 2 territories. The ones who do know that, can't in most cases, name half of them. (50 states, Vermont, New Mexico, Alabama, Texas, Florida, Arizona, California, need we continue?)
  • When you mention you're from Canada to some Americans, you can expect an answer along the lines of "Do you have 'ee-lek-tricitee' yet?" (a classic example was found on the net on a similar site to this one: Here's a Labatt Blue to all those wonderful people who spend their time bashing all those Americans who are ignorant, idiotic, and generally dumb. I heard of one redneck from Alabama who asked a Canadian "Do youse got radios up there in Canada yet?" to which the Canadian replied "No, asshole, but we just put an arm on your spaceshuttle!"
  • In the late 50's a motorist with Ontario plates on his car roadtripped from Hawkesbury, Ontario to Mexico City. Coming down through Texas, just outside Lubbock Texas, the motorist filled up his car with gas. The attendant at the station read the plate on the car and said "Onta Rio...where the hell is that?" (It's Ontario you ASSWIPE and it's the largest province in Canada, home to the largest city in Canada, and home to the nation's capital!!!) The same motorist continued on across the border, and was filling his car again in Mexico City and the Mexican gas station attendant approached the driver, and said "You're a long way from home aren't you? Much warmer here than it is at home for you though isn't it?"
    ...and Americans say they're smarter and better than Mexicans!
  • Two words: Ross Perot
  • Four more words: King of the Hill
More to come as the pissing off continues....
in the meantime....know that our ancestors burned Washington DC to the ground.
oh.....and for the record, we don't know Bob, Jane, Harry, Dave, or "that guy" who apparently also live in The True North Strong and Free you DICKSMACKS!!!



























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The farm animals and other critters have been included cause we all know that animals are the only thing you Americans "love".