Stacy Cornbread - Celebrity Deathmatch
It was bad enough when I just had cartoons and video game characters on
this damn page, but it has totally busted over into claymation also.
Whenever Stacy does her little backstage interviews, I am totally enthralled
with her tits. This fine little piece of clay and foam gets my little
fireman all excited. So excited that sometimes, not all of the time,
but sometimes... he spits up.
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The Sorceress - Masters of the Universe
As I'm sitting here putting this gallery together, I realize that the Sorceress
definitely holds the title of"Most Likely to Be Getting Her Own Page."
Ever since I was a wee lad, I have fantasized about putting my own "sword"
into her "Castle Greyskull" and showing her that "I have the power."
There was just something about her. I mean, the mouth: perfection.
The breasts: perfection. The exposed legs: perfection.
The ass: you guessed it... perfection. It has been a long time
wet dream of mine to spred those wings and take her from behind.
Not that any of you cared to know that.
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Mrs. Generic (Bobby's Mom) - Bobby's World
Ever since the first time I heard Mrs. Generic utter the words "Don'tcha
know" in that cute little midwestern accent of hers, I was in love.
Call it some kind of weird Francis MacDermond/Fargo fetish or whatever,
but I have always wanted to fuck the hole that Bobby came from. Bobby's
Pop is one lucky fuck to be able to smuggle plums in that pussy on a daily
basis.
I wouldn't mind puttin' it in her ass either.
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Ann Margrock - The Flintstones
Can't blame Fred and Barney on this one. Ann Margrock is fuckin'
hot. And why shouldn't she be? Based on and voiced by the ever
so delicious Ann Margret, this fine piece of Hanna-Barbara artwork is quite
the dish. Sexy and sultry, she is every guy's wet dream. What
I wouldn't give for the chance to Bamm-Bamm her Pebbles, and Yabba Dabba
her Doo.
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Britanny and Quinn - Daria
Now, let me just say, I fuckin' hate that Daria cartoon. MTV has
seriously got to get rid of that shit and pay for some new Sifl-n-Olly
episodes. But that being said, I would be lying to myself, and you
the reader if I were to say that I haven't ever left the show on just so
I could sample a peak at these two pictures of perfection. I wait
for the day when Britanny drops her books and needs to bend over to pick
'em up. Shit, I just wanna put it in her mouth. She has everything
that I look for in a girl: Great tits, an ass, a pretty face... and
no brain.
As for Quinn, that cute little mid-drift that she's sportin' makes me wanna
grab her by the hips, bend her over, and fuck the living shit out of her
prissy little ass. But even if it was possible, and we could nail
cartoon chicks, this girl wouldn't even give me the chance to taste her
pussy... I'm just not good enough for her. Bitch.
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Trixie - Speed Racer
Ever since the first time I heard the Alpha Team dance mix of the Speed
Racer theme song, I've had delusions of treating Trixie to one fantastic
orgasm. The way she constantly moans "Oh Speed"could make any adolescent
boy wanna retreat under the covers with a full box of Kleenex for a little
"Happy Me Time." I mean, shit.... look at her perky little tits man.
She's severely sportin' that classic sixties beach party look. I
mean, she's wearin' clamdigers for Christ's sake.
There's something about this picture that makes me feel as if she's makin'
like a circus seal just to get out of those ropes. Shit, I'd untie
her if she sucked my dick.
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Smurfette - The Smurfs
Fuck you, because we all had that thought as a kid. For the longest
time, she was the only chick Smurf, so what did you expect? Of course
I wanted to fuck her. I always wanted to know what her blue ass and
blue pussy lips looked like. Yummy I bet.
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Minerva Mink - The Animaniacs
They gotta stop making animal cartoons that are fuckin' hot 'cause it makes
me feel like some fuckin' beastial freak or something. But, I bet
beastiality would be alright if there was a mink running around the woods
that looked like Minerva. Talk about a sweet piece of ass.
I couldn't tell you the number of times I've sat here loking at this picture
just hoping that her little blue straps would fall a little lower so I
could get a glimpse of her fuckin' knockers. I would treat those
mammeries to one serious tounge bath. Which would be weird because
she's all furry. Talk about hair in your mouth.
But tell me it wouldn't be fun to stick your dick in her furry little box.
Titty fuckin' her would be pretty fuckin' fresh too.
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