Welcome to the un-official homepage for the Chad "Club".
Mission Statement:
As an un-official "club," it is our duty to be the best Chad "Club" that we can be without infringing on the rights of more official (though, we must confess, less devoted) Chad "Clubs." It is also our intent to spread the unmitigated JOY that is the very essence of THE 'Chad' throughout the general populace, as a means to more enlightened living.
New on the Chad "Club":
Exciting new Revelations about THE CHAD!
Through the anonymous source who originally directed us to the Chad, we at the Un-Official Chad "Club" have obtained a short written statement from none other than THE CHAD himself! In this statement, The Chad reveals several important details, all of which will undoubtedly help all new converts come to a greater plane of chadunderstanding.
The Chad is 21 years of age. Naysayers might argue that the Chad is too young to have formulated the philosophy of Chadism, but recall that John Keats, arguably the greatest of the British Romantic poets, had written all of his greatest poetry by the age of twenty. The Chad weighs approximately 160 pounds. We assume that the oversized bomber jacket is not included in this figure.
The Chad also revealed his choice of the profession by which he remains close to the general, unknowing public. Not surprisingly, The Chad has chosen an occupation to reflect the purpose of the philosophical movement surrounding him. As an auto mechanic, the Chad represents, in his daily routine, the way that Chadism serves to "repair" all of an individual's problems!
Chad in the news
Unless you've been under a rock for the past few weeks/months, you've seen Chad in the news. Where? you might ask. Here. [The answer is B.] This article clearly represents an area of concern here at the Un-Official Chad "Club." If the Chadist movement is to succeed on a national and international scale, then we must increase the news media's overall chadawareness!
Theme Song!
Once you have embraced the Chadness and are moving closer to Chadosity, you need a theme song. I Feel Dreamy is the Official theme song of Chadunderstanding.
Those truly devoted to Chadology - the real converts of the movement - often choose to further their studies in a temple which has been aptly named the Temple of Chad, built in 1994 at an undisclosed location. Only when the most profound chadunderstanding has been attained will a convert be told how to reach the temple. The Temple of Chad now has four leaders. These leaders give to the world as much as Chad gives to them, for it is their duty as Chadizens. Click here to view the Keepers of the Temple. [Celebrities? Perhaps.]
Understanding Chad's application in your everyday life.
Regional Leaders
Learn more about the exciting and groundbreaking activities in which our Regional Leaders in the Movement for Chadology have spent the past year. Their tireless efforts have succeeded in bringing countless new converts to the Chad!Click here for the Regional Leaders' Homepage!
Question: To Chad or Not to Chad?
We believe it is every human's duty to Chad whenever possible. The art of Chadding is not an easy art to learn, but with the attainment of that knowledge comes the overall understanding of Chadness. The essential tools needed for the art of Chadding are listed below:
Brown pleather jacket
Disproportionately large hands
Pinky finger ring
One hammer, brown
An old car seat, leopard print
The removal of a friend's pinky toe
$26 in quarters
What Next?
Once you have acquired these items, you only need to find yourself a quiet place to begin. First, put on the pleather jacket and pinky ring. Practice posing in your bathroom. Smile at yourself frequently. Repeat out-loud: "I am dreamy." It is neccesary to do this at least four times daily. You must also rehearse the "picture pose" modeled above for at least an hour every day, for complete imitation is the best means for attaining the truest essence of The Chad.. Pay careful attention to the positioning of each individual finger: Your goal is to emulate your messiah as precisely as possible. Only then will you, too, become truly dreamy.
You have studied this far. Now Chad would like to know what you think of him. Please make your feelings known by signing this guestbook.
times since September 3, 1999.