TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE WON'T SAY WHEN THEY SEE YOUR CHRISTIAN BUMPER
STICKER OR FISH SYMBOL:
10. "Look! Let's stop those people and ask them how we can become
Christians."
9. "Don't worry , Billy, those people are Christians. They must have
a good reason for going 90 miles per hour."
8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of spirit
filled brothers and sisters in Christ."
7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a
brand new BMW?"
6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in
jail? Can we have a bumper sticker, too?"
5. "Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get raptured, that
car will be all over the road!
4. "Oh, Look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus
with a police officer!"
3. "No, that's not garbage coming out of their window, Bert -- it's
probably gospel tracts for the road workers."
2. "Oh, boy, we're in trouble now! We just rear-ended one of God's
cars!"
1. "Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know we love Jesus!"
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