FUN!



Mascot: Ludwig the mouse... and his children.... and their children.... and their children.....
Associate VP Ritual: Richard Simmons
President's Claim to Fame: "I fell off two porches in a seven day period"
The Fundraiser that Flopped: Selling Plasma
Our Pledge of the Year: Came From Skid Row To Initiation
Did You Know? Our Sergeant-at-arms has an unnatural affinity for jail bait.
Did You Know? We have a national officer named Geraldo Burrito Simms
We Would Highly Recommend: Shots before entering a Sinfonian's room
We Would Not Recommend: Eating anything a Sinfonian has prepared
Isn't that a little harsh? Yes, the Iota Sigma Chapter actually CAN cook
Then why did you say it? Don't eat the Jello, trust me



Sonnet No. 2


Alas and alack, the cupboard is bare,
the dismal reminder of the memories we've shared.
Ludwig, dear Ludwig, we plead once more...
please stay away from the cracks in our door.
Keep your children at home, keep the wife away
We confess you're not welcome to sit on our trays...


The silver was polished, and so was the floor
and Phi Mu Alpha even left the hinges on our door.
So, why did you have to come and ruin it all
The evidence you left can be detected down the hall
Maintenance wouldn't touch the mess, nor our department chair
and the sinfonians were gone without a minute to spare


Brave sisters, we have come together for the gruesome task
If you can't tell what the foreign substance is, please don't ask
don your masks, your rubber gloves, and a great big happy smile
for this evening we are forced to go beyond the extra mile
it's amazing how forgetting just a cookie, or maybe two
can get you stuck in a great big pile of stinky mousey poo


Here we form our chain gang from the closet to the door
We'd forgotten that we had this mess of things we had to store
every punch bowl, candleabra, every silver serving tray
covered with the mess our little "visitors" have made
And just when we were satisfied that things were going well
someone in the back let out a terrifying yell


"It's living in the candle box, it looked me in the eye!"
Then everyone inside the room gave up an anguished cry
"Take it to the courtyard, let it loose, and make a run!"
So, our entire chapter took off like they heard a starting gun
I'm still amazed how one small mouse can stir up such a scene
But size is of no matter when a rodent can be seen


Four sisters in a circle, like a ring around the rosey
One sister chased it in a hole, he's stuck there, nice and cozy
Still another sister caught one in a plastic hefty bag
Five sisters ran behind her like some schoolgirls playing tag
There was another mouse, but he's the one who got away
With at least one rodent loose, we all decided not to stay


We cleaned and sterilized the mess, 'most everything we own
it took about four hours, but we really mustn't moan
It truly wasn't awful, even though it was a chore
But working with your sisters doesn't have to be a bore
And nothing could have brought us more together than to be
a bunch of screaming ninnies in Recital Hall, D-3


PS - Next time, the Sinfonians are helping...






Joke of the Day



How many SAI sisters does it take to hang a bulletin board?


Answer: All of them are not enough, but one Phi Mu Alpha faculty advisor can hang it in seconds!


Shana Cox

Major: Modern Dance

Instruments: A Flaming Piano
Christina Crouse

Major: Chapter Procedures

Instrument: The Ruby Slippers and Toto, The White Out Pen
Angela Garrow

Major: Cosmetology

Instrument: Scissors
Elizabeth Osborne

Major: Doing The Java Jive

Instrument: A Sinfonian.... any Sinfonian
Jessica Rogers

Major: Brownnosing

Instrument: The Bulletin Board
Abby Ross

Major: Boy Trouble

Instrument: No Boys
Rachel Turner

Major: Spanish and Russian

Instrument: Stethoscope
Nicole VanDouser

Major: Jail Bait

Instrument: The Burrito
Faith White

Major: Physiology

Instruments: Serb
Julie Wilson

Major: Senioritis

Instruments: Cap and Gown