Signs You're an NWO (excuse me, nWo) Mark by Power PB13 (First published in the Power Pack, issue #52.)

-You actually go through the trouble of writing "NWO" with a small "n", a
capital "W", and a small "o".

-If someone doesn't tell you what you want to know, you powerbomb them
through a table.

-No matter what the topic of conversation is, you always include the word
"SWEET!" in your sentences.

-You put Magic Marker on your face, thinking it looks like a beard.

-The only clothes you own are black jeans, NWO(excuse me, nWo) T-shirts,
leather jackets, and sunglasses.

-You never go anywhere without your black limo.

-You speak in a slowly-fading Hispanic accent.

-You receive unemployment insurance due to your refusal to "work".

-You can't hold still for more than six(excuse me, Syxx) seconds while
holding a camcorder.

-You carry around a baseball bat or lead pipe for no reason, and you never
hit anybody with it.

-You put on a horribly bad PPV.

-You beat up your friends, hoping they'll join you.

-If you lose something, you wait for Uncle Eric to get it back for you.

-People always throw trash at you, including full cups of soda.

-You grin, point at the trash throwers, and say "I love these guys!"

-When you like something, you say "I dig that the most!"

-You add the numbers in your name to make a new name.

-You think you were a truck or a Cuban refugee in a past life.

-Your favorite meal is pot pies and Mountain Dew.

-You love to play around in broadcast trucks.

-You rip on ECW even though you know their wrestlers could kick your @$$.

-When you or a friend are in a fight, you do your own commentary.

-When someone asks you about your NWO(excuse me, nWo) T-shirt, you yell in
their face "BUY THE SHIRT!"

-You like to play air guitar with a belt.

-When you see a fight that doesn't involve you at all, you feel the
uncontrollable urge to attack both guys, then spraypaint them.

-You actually watch and enjoy Nitro.

-You honestly believe that Nitro wins the ratings because it's the better
show.