For best veiwing experience, do that Friday the 13th thing. (You know, Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah.)

Jason was never this scary...
Freddy was never this grotesque...
Chucky was never this annoying...

Yes I'm talking about...

Hanson!

Just the thought of these...uhh, things running around should send shivers down your spine. Now imagine your riding down a deserted highway. It's late, and you need a place to sleep. Just then, you see lights up ahead. It's a little motel. The "Hanson Motel". You pull in, park the car, and walk inside. It's a rather nice place. You ring the reception bell. Three sisters come to great you. The only thing is, they're not girls! This sets the stage for one of the best horror movies ever. You'll scream as the "Hansons" torture or poor hero with horrible singing. You'll scream as they reveal their plot to take over the world with their demonic followers. In fact, you'll scream every time they appear on screen. They're just that scary.

Siskel&Ebert give it two thumbs up!
But then again, they give every movie two thumbs up.

Rolling Stone raves:This movie was so scary, I wet myself. And that was when they first came up on screen.

The New York Times says:The scariest movie since "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

The Chicago Tribune exclaims:"Hanson" is truly one of the great movies of all time. Up there with "Ben Hur" and "Lawerence of Arabia".

The Pope says:"Hanson" is truly a sign of the coming appocalyse.



"Hanson", unfortunately coming to a theater near you.