Idiot Hunting
(Host comes out.)
Host:Hello and welcome to the semi-annual Pennsylvannian Idiot Hunting Competition. This year, our competitior is Greg Mazurski. He is hunting for the majestic wild idiot.
(Greg enters.)
Host:However, he has been unsuccessful all day long. Wait, I think he has spotted one.
(Greg sneaks up to bush and throws net out. Large, burly idiot drags Greg behind bush and beats him up, then leaves.)
Host:Ohhhh, that had to hurt. Maybe he will be more careful next time.
(Greg reaches into his pocket and pulls out a banana. Peels banana, and stuffs the peel in his mouth. Places banana on the ground. Hides behind bush. Idiot walks across stage, and steps over the banana. Greg runs out and slips on the banana.)
Host:That was not pretty. Well, he is on his last attempt. Listen, and you will hear the wild idiot mating call.
(The song "Duh,Duh,Duh,..." starts up. After alittle while, stops. Two cross dressers come out.)
Cross dresser #1:There he is!
(Greg screams and runs off stage, followed by both cross dressers.)