50 Ways To Tell If You Are A Real Rangers Fan
Just how big a Rangers fan are you? Its now time to checklist your faith against this list of initiation to become a real Teddy Bear
You are a real Rangers fan if you have:
1) Gave away all your green Opal Fruits / Fruit Pastilles 2) Covered your school jotters with Rangers Posters 3) Carved Rangers on your School Desk 4) Considered getting a Rangers Tattoo 5) Named a family pet after a Rangers player 6) Cried when we lost 10 in a row 7) Celebrated Raith Rovers winning the Coca Cola Cup 8) Went to another ground to support anyone v Celtic 9) Refused to play for School / Youth team because their strips were green 10) Ignored mothers warnings and hitch hiked to a game 11) Taken Wednesday afternoon off school / work to go to, or listen to a European game 12) Wore a Rangers strip in School photographs 13) Being dumped by a Girlfriend over Rangers 14) Owned the Rangers Subbuteo team 15) Put a bet on that we would beat Juventus or Ajax even though we were shite 16) Your Dad asking sisters boyfriend "What School did you go to" 17) Stood in pouring rain waiting for autographs 18) Got all "9 in a row" videos 19) Held on to all scarfs, tickets, programmes since you were 7 20) Sang Rangers songs abroad 21) Queued at 9:00 am at Sports shops waiting for new strip 22) Went to watch Rangers reserves or youths in pouring rain 23) Started a song 24) Made a flag 25) Wrote all school essays, reports or done talks on Rangers 26) Refused to buy food from Parkhead 27) Installed Rangers Screensavers and Wallpapers on computer 28) Taped live Sky Sports matches on your Mothers tapes 29) Watched crappy T.V. programmes just because Coisty was on them 30) Know all the words to all the songs 31) Had a Denmark strip with "Laudrup 11" on it or an England strip with "Gazza 8" on it 32) Got a "Gazza" blonde haircut when he signed 33) Dressed up at Halloween as a Rangers player 34) Sang a Rangers song as your party piece at Halloween 35) Had a pint in The Louden Tavern 36) Kicked the dog when we lost to the scum 37) Threw the T.V. out of the window when we lost the European Final in '67 ( I swear, my dads mate did this) 38) Wore a Rangers tartan kilt to your wedding 39) Came home in a bus with no windows after being stoned at by the Tims 40) Given away all your Panini Celtic stickers 41) Then demanded 50 stickers in return for the Rangers foil badge 42) Sent Ian Durrant a "Get Well Soon" card after that horror injury 43) Put a Rangers hat or scarf on your snowman in winter 44) Have Rangers garden gnommes in full view of your neighbours 45) Stolen a handfull of grass on a tour of Ibrox 46) Argued that Michael Mols girlfriend is sexier than Mark Vidukas 47) Applied to be a ball boy at Ibrox 48) Cant sleep before big games 49) Looked up every Rangers site on the Internet 50) Started up your own Glasgow Rangers web-site
Give yourself a point for each thing that associates you. It is very likely that you have thought up many other ways to add to my list. If so please inform me. Please leave your scores in my guestbook so I can see how blue your noses are.