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Fun Things to do in an Elevator
isn't he a cutie?? this my friends is a
devil. he is the mascot for a hockey team in new jersey, they
stink and my duckies can beat them in a snap of your toes!!
Hey stop looking at me. Do you see it??
The crazy eye balls are looking at me. STOP STOP STOP !!!!!
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This is a bunch of scared people, ARE YOU???
If buttered toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you attach a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off the side of a building???
Can you make bubbles in the tub without useing your mouth or nose?? It's easier than you think!!
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Phobias From Around The World (Are You Scared??)
Acrophobia: Fear of heights
Ailurophobia: Fear of cats
Fun Things to do in an Elevator
1.Blow your nose and offer to show contents of Kleenex to fellow passengers
2. Make race noises when anyone gets on or off
3.Grimace painfully while smacking yourself on the forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you shut up"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "its a small world" incessantly.
5. Sell girl scout cookies.
6. Sway from side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open briefcase, peer inside and ask:"you got enough air in there?"
9. offer name tags to everyone. wear yours upside down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing wall.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the door.Act embarrassed when door opens by itself.
12. Lean over to next passenger and whisper:"noogie patrol coming"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
14. Fart.
15. Do Tai Chi
16. Frown "Gotta go, gotta go." Wait for a little while and then say "oops".
17. Tell everyone that you are a Jehovah's witness.
18. Say " Oh no, I've got motion sickness"
19. Show other passengers a wound and ask them if it looks infectious.
20. Walk on with a cooler which says "human head" inside.
21. Burp, and then say"mmmm... tasty."
22. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push buttons for them.
23. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to everyone thru it.
24. say "ding" at each floor.
25. listen to the walls thru a stethoscope.
26. Sit on your beach chair.
27. Bring a blanket and clutch it protectively.
28. If anyone brushes against you, cringe and holler "Bad Touch"
29. Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button.
30. wear "X-Ray" glasses and leer at the opposite sex.
31. blow spit bubbles.
32. shadow box.
33. Announce in a demonic voice " I must find a more suitable host body"
34. Stare at another passenger and announce "you're one of them" and move to the opposite corner.
*The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
* The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
* Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
* David Prowse, was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
* Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
* In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
* Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
* February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
* Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.
* The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
* No word in the English language rhymes with month.
* The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
* There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
* Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
* Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
* Cat's urine glows under a black light.
* Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
* The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
* Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
* It takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the pot.
* In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
* Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
* The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
* Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
* If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
* The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
* Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
* No NFL team which plays it's home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl
* The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".
* In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured
* Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son.
* One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers --they saw it as competition. It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.
* The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.
* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
* The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan"
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