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One day, Mario Lemuix, Wayne Gretzky, and Mark Messier all go up to heaven
and they all meet God at his throne. God asks them all two questions.
God: Mario, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mario: Well, in 11 NHL seasons, I won 4 scoring titles, was second all
time with 2.03 points per game, and after battling back from cancer, I
lead my team to the Eastern Conference finals.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mario: The people in Pittsburgh loved me!
God: Wayne, what did you accomplish in your life?
Wayne: Well, in my 17 NHL seasons, I won 11 league scoring titles, I was
league MVP 9 times, I received 4 Lady Byng Trophies, earned 5 Lester B.
Pearson Awards, and lead Edmonton to 4 Stanley cups.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Wayne: The people of North America love me so much they called me The
Great One!
God: Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mark: Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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One day, Mario Lemuix, Wayne Gretzky, and Mark Messier all go up to heaven
and they all meet God at his throne. God asks them all two questions.
God: Mario, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mario: Well, in 11 NHL seasons, I won 4 scoring titles, was second all
time with 2.03 points per game, and after battling back from cancer, I
lead my team to the Eastern Conference finals.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mario: The people in Pittsburgh loved me!
God: Wayne, what did you accomplish in your life?
Wayne: Well, in my 17 NHL seasons, I won 11 league scoring titles, I was
league MVP 9 times, I received 4 Lady Byng Trophies, earned 5 Lester B.
Pearson Awards, and lead Edmonton to 4 Stanley cups.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Wayne: The people of North America love me so much they called me The
Great One!
God: Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mark: Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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and they all meet God at his throne. God asks them all two questions.
God: Mario, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mario: Well, in 11 NHL seasons, I won 4 scoring titles, was second all
time with 2.03 points per game, and after battling back from cancer, I
lead my team to the Eastern Conference finals.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mario: The people in Pittsburgh loved me!
God: Wayne, what did you accomplish in your life?
Wayne: Well, in my 17 NHL seasons, I won 11 league scoring titles, I was
league MVP 9 times, I received 4 Lady Byng Trophies, earned 5 Lester B.
Pearson Awards, and lead Edmonton to 4 Stanley cups.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Wayne: The people of North America love me so much they called me The
Great One!
God: Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mark: Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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time with 2.03 points per game, and after battling back from cancer, I
lead my team to the Eastern Conference finals.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mario: The people in Pittsburgh loved me!
God: Wayne, what did you accomplish in your life?
Wayne: Well, in my 17 NHL seasons, I won 11 league scoring titles, I was
league MVP 9 times, I received 4 Lady Byng Trophies, earned 5 Lester B.
Pearson Awards, and lead Edmonton to 4 Stanley cups.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Wayne: The people of North America love me so much they called me The
Great One!
God: Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mark: Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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lead my team to the Eastern Conference finals.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mario: The people in Pittsburgh loved me!
God: Wayne, what did you accomplish in your life?
Wayne: Well, in my 17 NHL seasons, I won 11 league scoring titles, I was
league MVP 9 times, I received 4 Lady Byng Trophies, earned 5 Lester B.
Pearson Awards, and lead Edmonton to 4 Stanley cups.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Wayne: The people of North America love me so much they called me The
Great One!
God: Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mark: Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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league MVP 9 times, I received 4 Lady Byng Trophies, earned 5 Lester B.
Pearson Awards, and lead Edmonton to 4 Stanley cups.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Wayne: The people of North America love me so much they called me The
Great One!
God: Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mark: Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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Pearson Awards, and lead Edmonton to 4 Stanley cups.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Wayne: The people of North America love me so much they called me The
Great One!
God: Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mark: Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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Great One!
God: Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?
Mark: Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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Edmonton Stanley Cups. In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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a Cup to Broadway.
God: And what did the people around think of you?
Mark: Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!
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you're sitting in MY seat!
The Picture says it all
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The Picture says it all
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