10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden
because men hate to ask for
directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand
him the TV remote.
(Men don't want to
see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!)
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf
when his seat wore out and would
therefore need Eve to get
one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated,
men would never be able to handle
childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam
needed someone to blame
his troubles on when God caught
him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped
back, scratched His head and said,
"I can do better than that."
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