Max Moon

Hometown: I dunno, the moon I guess

Height: ???

Weight: ???

Finisher: He somersaults onto his opponents with them on his shoulders.

Comments-
Max Moon made WWF history. When he debuted in 1992 not only was he the first superstar to ever come from the moon, but also became the dumbest wrestler in the history of the WWF, and that includes the Red Rooster era. When you combine the blue leather outfit with foam silver tubes, the fact he came from the moon, sparklers that shot out of his wrists when he went to the ring and some crummy jetpack that boosted him up the ring apron when he got to ringside, you become the dumbest wrestler to ever set foot in the ring.

Career Highlights-
Well he debuted on WWF Superstars in late 1992 and beat Barry Horowitz. Barry was probably easy pickings after Max Moon’s bright blue leather outfit blinded him. On the first ever WWF Raw, Max Moon wrestled Shawn Micheals in the main event, proving that WWF RAW was not always such a great show. He was then set to wrestle Terrific Terry Taylor at the 1993 Royal Rumble, but I guess the WWF officials realized people cared even less about Max Moon then they did about Terrific Terry Taylor. So they were both just thrown into the Royal Rumble match and Max was launched out of the ring by Jerry the King Lawler. After that Max Moon went back to the moon and hasn’t been back since.