| DWM 50 something, still attractive, workaholic, seeks SWF 25-40 to look over my legal briefs. Jack 2429 | SWF with very bad attitude seeks small man I can push around and bully into doing whatever I want. Must enjoy pain. Alir 1632 | SWF petite mousy looking but with heart of dominatrix seeks man to dominate. Fi-fi 7534 | SWF beautiful and angry seeks male to help her explore her sensitive side. No lawyers, please! Abbie 4260 | Middle-aged professional seeks to rob cradle... Jack 2429 |
| Grumpy widower seeks silent partner, must be able to convey volumes with few words, let's not talk soon. Adam 4305 | SWM who looks like Victor Mature wants attractive young lady to be his Staten Island guide. Also wants to sell Handyman's Special: 1988 Plymouth Reliant...temperamental engine, needs brakes, asking $1000. Mike 1959 | Older DWM seeks younger SWF who doesn't have the word "marriage" in
her
vocabulary. Must be ready to roll in the hay at a moment's notice. Contact Lennie at Lennie@ bitterdivorcees.com |
Newly widowed WM wants to meet a freakin young thing named Lola or Candy. Must not want serious long-term relationship, because you won't get one. Zero, negative bubkes.. contact DCragen@bubkes.net | SWM would like to meet SWF, blonde,brainless and well endowed, to knock boots with and have no lasting relationship. Mike Logan |
| Married man whose wife thinks he's faithful and devoted seeks
impressionable college student for quickie affair. Must resemble Julia Roberts. Cell Phone 555-1111. Email rcurtis@hotshot.com |
SWM professional seeks attractive SWF to work as his assistant.
Must be
able to carry on a illicit affair. Must be temperamental and defiant in court only but passionate in the bed- Jack 2532 |
SWM, plaid and leather fetishes, seeks young SWF to explore Happy Trails | Good-looking rogue cop WM seeks woman for the night. Don't expect any calls after. Has terrible mother fixation. Needs therapy. Call Mike at 555-5555 | SWM, professional and works tirelessly for the constitution seeks a woman who don't mind being addressed as "sir". Call B Stone |
| SBM seeks SBF for long-term relationship. Doesn't smoke or drink or talks but does grimace many times. Must not get tired of frowns or perplexed looks. Email me Paul@adas.net | DWM, professional who is devoted to the law, seeks SWF who is in the psychology profession. Ben 8355 | SWF, legal professional, seeks handsome SWM. No cradle robbers please! Claire 3628 | Middle-aged BF seeks a man to dominate. Must not be threatened by her rank in a skirt. Must not be a wise-a$$ cop who has an explosive temper. Likes to target practice and emasculate men. That's Lt. Van Buren at 555-5656 | SWM 40ish handsome man seeks woman who loves opera, donuts, and being
ignored. Must not be put off by fat men; forever wondering the
27th Precinct; or convicts. Women who know how to smuggle files and/or shovels into prisons preferred. A must for any lonely woman- Profaci@uptheriver.com |