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DWM 50 something, still attractive, workaholic, seeks SWF 25-40 to look over my legal briefs. Jack 2429 SWF with very bad attitude seeks small man I can push around and bully into doing whatever I want. Must enjoy pain. Alir 1632 SWF petite mousy looking but with heart of dominatrix seeks man to dominate. Fi-fi 7534 SWF beautiful and angry seeks male to help her explore her sensitive side. No lawyers, please! Abbie 4260 Middle-aged professional seeks to rob cradle... Jack 2429
Grumpy widower seeks silent partner, must be able to convey volumes with few words, let's not talk soon. Adam 4305 SWM who looks like Victor Mature wants attractive young lady to be his Staten Island guide. Also wants to sell Handyman's Special: 1988 Plymouth Reliant...temperamental engine, needs brakes, asking $1000. Mike 1959 Older DWM seeks younger SWF who doesn't have the word "marriage" in her 
vocabulary.  Must be ready to roll in the hay at a moment's notice. 
Contact Lennie at Lennie@ bitterdivorcees.com
Newly widowed WM wants to meet a freakin young thing named Lola or Candy.  Must not want serious long-term relationship, because you won't get one.  Zero, negative bubkes.. contact DCragen@bubkes.net SWM would like to meet SWF, blonde,brainless and well endowed, to knock boots with and have no lasting relationship. Mike Logan
Married man whose wife thinks he's faithful and devoted seeks 
impressionable college student for quickie affair.  Must resemble Julia Roberts.  Cell Phone 555-1111.  Email rcurtis@hotshot.com
SWM professional seeks attractive SWF to work as his assistant.  Must be 
able to carry on a illicit affair.  Must be temperamental and defiant in court only but passionate in the bed-  Jack 2532
SWM, plaid and leather fetishes, seeks young SWF to explore Happy Trails Good-looking rogue cop WM seeks woman for  the night.  Don't expect any calls after.  Has terrible mother fixation.  Needs therapy.  Call Mike at 555-5555 SWM, professional and works tirelessly for the constitution seeks a woman who don't mind being addressed as "sir". Call B Stone
SBM seeks SBF for long-term relationship.  Doesn't smoke or drink or talks but does grimace many times.  Must not get tired of frowns or perplexed looks. Email me Paul@adas.net DWM, professional who is devoted to the law, seeks SWF who is in the psychology profession.  Ben 8355 SWF, legal professional, seeks handsome SWM.  No cradle robbers please! Claire 3628 Middle-aged BF seeks a man to dominate.  Must not be threatened by her rank in a skirt.  Must not be a wise-a$$ cop who has an explosive temper.  Likes to target practice and emasculate men.  That's Lt. Van Buren at 555-5656 SWM 40ish handsome man seeks woman who loves opera, donuts, and being ignored. Must not be put off by fat men; forever wondering the
27th Precinct; or convicts. Women who know how to smuggle files and/or shovels into prisons preferred. A must for any lonely woman-
Profaci@uptheriver.com 

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