Our High School Instructors
We idolize them, like them, develop crush at them, fear them, sneer at them, hate them, laugh at them, pity them, avoid them, rebel at them, boycott them, squeal on them, play tricks on them.  Whatever love-hate relationship we had with them, still, they are part of our lives, that special part of our high school life...
1st Year

Mrs Julia Arriola (MATH)
Ms Fe Fabe
(ENGLISH)
Mr Hermogenes Cabello
(SCIENCE)
Mr Andrews Calumpang
(MUSIC)
Mr Columbus Calumpang
(CARPENTRY)
Mrs Adela Mira (ENGLISH/Palma)
Po Veronica Napao
(PILIPINO/Rizal)
Ms Carmencita Violeta (MATH)
Mrs Helen Zerna
(STENOGRAPHY)
Mr. Ceferino Zerna (AGRICULTURE)
2nd Year

Mrs Brenda Barot (HOME ECONOMICS)
Mrs Corazon Cafe
(MATH)
Mr Columbus Calumpang (CARPENTRY)
Mrs Rebecca Duran (ENGLISH)
Ms Fe Fabe (ENGLISH/Saturn)
Mrs Floreda Galanza (ENGLISH)
Mr Ricardo 'Jings' Galanza (SOCIAL STUDIES)
Mrs Saturnina Siplon
(BIOLOGY/Jupiter)
Ms Catalina Quibal (HOME ECONOMICS)
Mr Ceferino Zerna
(AGRICULTURE)
3rd Year

Mrs Elsie Aninon (GEOMETRY/Sampaguita)
Ms Manuelita Ariza
(ENGLISH/Ilang-Ilang)
Mr Columbus Calumpang (CARPENTRY)
Mrs Cornelio (MATH/Orchid)
Mr Ricardo 'Jings' Galanza (HISTORY)
Ms Fortunata Manzo
(CHEMISTRY/Waling-waling)
Mr Dennis Ortega (SOCIAL SCIENCE)
Po Regina Reyes (PILIPINO)
Mr Severino 'Bering' Torres (SOCIAL STUDIES)
Mr Ceferino Zerna (AGRICULTURE)
Mr  Teofisto Zerna (SOCIAL STUDIES)
4th Year

Po Marina Catacutan (PILIPINO/Aguinaldo)
Mr Ricardo 'Jings' Galanza
(HISTORY)
Mrs Julia Arriola
(MATH, PHYSICS, TRIGO)
Mrs Monina Roa
(ENGLISH/Garcia)
Mrs Teresita Rubio
(CIVICS, ENGLISH/Magsaysay))
Sir Edward Jordan
(ENGLISH, CAT)
Sir Boy Gazo
(CAT)
Sir Severino "Bering"  Torres
(CAT/Band)
Sra. Asucena Torres
(SPANISH)
Ms Remedios "Reming" Ramirez
(SPONSORS ADVISER)
Mrs Josefina Gayo (MUSIC)
Balik sa HOMEPAGE
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Prior to the principal's observational sit-in:
OK class, kung di mo kabalo sa answer, raise your hand nga murag karate chop ang tindog sa inyong palad.  Kadtong sure nga correct ang answer nila, raise your hand nga gakulob ang inyong palad.
Pastilan kay sa observational sit-in na, pagpangutana sa maestro kay tanan karate chop man ang pag raise sa ilang palad. Niarte dayon ang maestro nga lipay kuno siya kaayo, "Class, I'm so glad that you all know that I was asking for Brutus." No further questions.
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Class, the greatest compliment you can give to someone who has given you a gift is when you show him that you are using or wearing his gift.
Which is stronger, man or machine?
Kinsa man tong may mga crush ni Ma'am Ariza?
Class, in the meantime that the front of my table has no cover, all boys will have to sit at the left or right sides of the classroom.
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DictioNRy
The scientific name for cacao is secola-secolorum culitorum.
Define SWEET (dance):
It is a vertical position with a horizontal desire...
Sayon lang mupasar sa atong subject, ato lang ihatag ni Sir ning dala nakong bold nga magazine...
Wala siya magrespetar nga pareho man unta ming instructors unya iya kong gisulod sa akong room nga gainusara ko dayon mi-attempt siyag halok nako.  Ako gyud siyang gitiunan ug kutsilyo. Mao nga kining bag nako, sigi gyud kong may dalang kutsilyo.
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Class, ug naa moy bisitang amerkano, nganong inyo mang serbihan ug hotdogs nga daghan man sila ana sa ila?  Pakan-a ug bulad o inun-unan kay walay ingon ana sa America!
Inom sa tag ginagmay.  Naa koy exam unya.  Wala koy matubag kung dili ko maig-an ug bino. Istrikto ra ba among professor.
The Philippines, comma...
Haral ka man dagay! Unsa man ning imong gisulat sa imong dictation notes nga buang ko ug palahubog? Unsa may imong gusto, kumbate ta?
1PM na, sugod na ug klase, unya kay sirado pa man ang pwertahan maong gilugos ug abre sa mga students. Gisikaran pa sa mga baye maong naabri. Sus kay naa man diay sa sulod ilang teacher nga naka bra pa ug half-slip, naalimpungatan sa pagtulog.  Pwerteng kasaba ang nadawat sa mga baye. Kinsa ang teacher ug ang mga girl students?  Walay premyo ni...  ;-)
You talk to me in English!  If you cannot, then you're guilty!
(Nahitabo ning pangasaba sa kilid sa grandsatand. Tell you what, I was struck upon hearing that. That was the dumbest sense of justice I've ever witnessed)
Class, kinahanglan nga bag-o gyud ang mga maong ninyo sa cheering competition...
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Mga wala moy ulaw! Walay respeto! Sigi ra ko ninyong bugal-bugalan inig agi nako ninyo sa inyong Gardening! Di mo tagaan nako ug chalk!
Class, the only permanent wealth nga mahatag ninyo sa inyong mga ginikanan is EDUCATION!  If you have it, no one can ever take it away from you.  It is the only wealth nga inyong madala hangtud sa inyong lubnganan!
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Class, mao niy sikreto nganong dato ang mga Intsik, ang mga Pilipino dili:
Ang Pinoy, mag-invest ug piso, muganansya ug piso, mag-celebrate, mugasto ug uno-singkwenta. Suma total,  singkwenta na lay nabilin sa iyang kwarta.
Ang Intsik, mag-invest ug piso, muganansya ug piso, mukaon lang ug lugaw nga balor singkwenta.  Suma total, uno-singkwenta na ang iyang kwarta nga iyang ire-invest.
Unya, ambi kay gipaantos mo sa inyong training, inyo pud diay nga paantuson ang next batch?
Kadtong gatudlo pa ko sa elementary, mga maldita tong akong mga estudyante. Ambi kay mga anak ug Katsila, they tend to look down on me. So one day, I declared to them, "Ayaw mog pagarbo ug maayo nga naa moy rasa kay pareho lang tang mumaot ang atong mga nawong inig utong nato sa pagkalibang. Pareho lang tang mangahimong bukog sa atong mga lubnganan". Da, nangahilom lagi sila.
I chose her as Miss ENI candidate because she is the girlfriend of my son!
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Sticks & stones may break my bones but your words are not gonna hurt me! If you work for a man, in heaven's name, work for him. Stand by him and the institution he represents. If you must vilify and condemn, resign your position, and when you are outside, damn to your heart's content. But if you do that, the first high wind that comes along may blow you away and probably you will never know the reason why.
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Principal:   Mr Felicisimo R. Saba
Registrar: 
Mr Eladio V. Cabrera
Guidance Counselor: 
Ms. Blesilda C. Hernando
School Physician: Ms. Erlinda A. Borromeo
Librarian: 
Mr Atanasio A. Sayson
Property Custodian:  Mr. Arcadio T. Garcia
Old soldiers never die.  They just bow their heads down...
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Across the street...
Maayo ba na, pagkahuman ug sermon sa pari, ilang palakpakan?
We are very small compared to God. His one second could be equivalent to a thousand years for us. That is why His seven-day creation of the earth is equivalent to us like an evolution.