Cat Jokes


Q. What do you call a cat who does tricks?

A. A magic kit



Q. Where does the cat hang her wash?

A. On a feline



Q. What type of work does a cat do?

A. Mouse work



Q. What type of bath does a cat like best?

A. A milk bath



Q. Why did the cat like to go bowling?

A. Because he was an alley cat



Q. What do you call a cat penny?

A. A purr cent



Q. What do you get if you cross a fence post with a cat?

A. A polecat



Q. What grows in a marsh and meows?

A. Cattails



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