TO  MOM  WITH  LOVE
                          
            When you are 50 nobody cares
           If your hat is odd, nobody stares
            You can leave off the stays if they happen to pinch
            Nobody cares if you add on an inch.

 
          Your hips may widen, your stomach may bulge
          Nobody cares if your age you divulge
         Nobody whistles when your passing by
         On sensible heels, you'll meet no roving eye.

 
           The candy you used to give up with a sigh
You can take all you please when the dish passes by
        Your suits at the tailors, must have a small gore
       Your belt at the waistline needs two inches more.

 
          So now you are 50, take time out for fun
         Children all married, house work all done
         Put on your bifocals, take your teeth off the shelf
         After all you are 50 ~ Why not be yourself ?
I found this in the paper. It was written for a mom on her bithday, and no Authors name.