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SUSIE'S QUIPS & QUOTES |
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This page contains Witty little sayings that can be used in many different ways. Use them in Scrapbooking, on Crafts, or Art Projects, on School Projects, or just put them in a frame.
Let your Imagination flow and see what you can do with them. |
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My home is your Home, Feel free to make the payments....
When Sweetness fails........Nag!
I was meant to be Loved.............Not Understood!
My idea of Exercise....Is a Good Brisk Sit!
My home doesn't always Look Like This....It's Usually worse!
The best things in Life.....are on SALE !!!
Grandmas are Antique Little Girls
I finally got it all together! But I forgot where I put it.
If a Mother's place is in the Home, Why am I always in the car?
I'm not nervous....Just incredibly alert!
My other house is....Immaculate!
I don't like Four Letter words...IRON..DUST..COOK..
So it's not Home Sweet Home.......adjust!
Work is for people who don't know how to .....Play Golf !
To avoid criticism....Say Nothing, Do Nothing, and Be Nothing.
Fathers are made for loving and for fixing things!
All things considered I'd rather be Playing Golf.....
Nothing is worth more than today!
Be willing to give your best before expecting it of others.
A prayer in its simplest definition, is simply a wish turned Godward!
Seconds count....Especially when dieting.
You can't be too rich....or too thin......
Lord, grant me patience....but please hurry!
This house is clean enough to be healthy....and Messy enough to be happy.
I'm not Fat......I'm just Fluffy.
You Snooze.....You Loose!
At our age we don't even buy green bananas!
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QUIPS AND QUOTES..... BOOK I Assorted Is a collection of witty little Sayings that you can use to do Crafts, Scrapbooking, Signs, or just any time you may need a funny little saying. Let your imagination flow and see just what you can do with them. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each. |
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QUIPS AND QUOTES..... BOOK II Inspirational Is a collection of Inspirational Sayings from God's Love to the Love of a Friend. You can use these Sayings to create Craft Projects, Cards, School Projects, Magnets, Signs, Scrolls, Scrapbooking Pages, and just about any- thing you can think of that is creative. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each. |
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QUIPS AND QUOTES..... BOOK III Friendship Is a collection of Funny little Quotes that fit almost every situation. It covers Friends, Family, and everyone you meet. You can use these Sayings to create Craft Projects, Cards, School Projects, Magnets, Signs, Scrolls, Scrapbooking Pages, and just about anything you can think of. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each |
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QUIPS AND QUOTES..... BOOK IV Motivational Is a collection of profound sayings and Quotes that will fit many different types of situations. They can be used in Speeches, Sermons, Reports, or at a Friendly Gathering. Or just any time you want to raise your self-esteem. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each |
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SIGNS ....FOR CRAFTERS, WOODWORKERS, ETC. This book of Signs is for the Crafters, and Woodworkers, that need just one or two lines to make a sign, to make a card, or to use in their E Mails. You can also use them in Scrapbooking Projects, and many other things to numerous to mention. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each |
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BATH PRODUCT...RECIPES...MAKE-IT-YOURSELF This book was made for the person who likes to make their own Bath Products. You will find a complete variety of products for almost everyone on your list. All recipes have complete instructions to make a beautiful gift that keeps on giving and giving. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each |
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BEAUTY PRODUCT RECIPES..MAKE-IT-YOURSELF This book was made for the person who likes to make their own Beauty Products. You can add your own personal touches like color, or a different fragrance. All recipes have complete instructions to make a beautiful gifts and Gift Baskets that keep on giving and giving. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each |
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KID'S STUFF.......MAKE-IT-YOURSELF This book contains all the FUN STUFF that kids love to play in. All the recipes are safe for children. Teachers across the nation have used recipes like these for many years. In this book you will learn to make..Bubbles, Flubber, Clay, Slime, Glue, Clown Paint, Colored Pasta, Mud,Jelly Soap, Glarch, etc. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each |
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DOGGIE TREATS.......MAKE-IT-YOURSELF This book contains 19 Mouth Watering Recipes All the recipes are safe for your Faithful, Energetic, Playful, Loving, Reliable, Soft, Cuddly, Protector and Best Friend. In this book you will find Dog Biscuits, Brownies, Crunchies, Health Muffins, Breath Biscuits, and Healthy Mix Recipe. Cost of Book is: $6.95 each |
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COOKIES FOR SANTA ...........COOKIE BOOK This little Cookie Cook Book is like no other Cookie Book you have ever had. It is written for beginners with recipes from the very best cookie bakers. There is a complete variety of recipes to make a complete selection of Christmas Cookies for all your gift giving. The book is a great gift too! Cost of Book is: $6.95 each |
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TO ORDER ANY OF THE ABOVE BOOKS Cost of Book is: $6.95 each GO TO MY STORE......CLICK BELOW |
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