"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiousity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

"Works well when under constant supervision and comered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions fo adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and than consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hole it all togethor."

"A gross ignoramus...144 times worse then an ordinary ignoramus."

"He certainly takes a long time to make is pointless."

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

"I would like to go hunting with hime sometime."

"He's been working with glue too much."

"He would argue witha signpost."

"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

"If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
 
"A prime candidate for natural deselection."
 
"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
 
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
 
"Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
 
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
 
"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
 
"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
 
"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
 
"One neuron short of a synapse."
 
"Some drink from the fountain of knowlege; he only gargled."
 
"Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 80 minutes."
 
"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."