Jess's Ultimate Page

"Black of day and dawn of night, Each one fights for each one's right." -The War of the Heavens-by: me!

[jess] The picture above is of Andrea Parker (The Pretender), who seems to look like me, or me like her. I don't have a scanner yet, so this is as close to a likeness of me that you get to see.

[wade] If she looks like you, I'm Marylin Monroe, but seriously. I'm Wade (Sliders) and I'm the first of Jess' guests.

*Saioungi and Touga just kind of appear in the room, followed by an appearingly very angry Nanami, who glares at Jess and holds an empty vial in her hand.* [Saioungi] Afternoon, Jess-chan.

[Nanami] YOU SAID THIS WOULD WORK!!!! He still doesn't realize me love for him. And now I have this idiot following me. *Akio follows Nanami on his hands and knees*

[wade] What the freak is she talking about?

[jess] Look at the caption. *points at the pic* But, Nanami, I think this will work better. *Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) walks in* Witches work better with love spells than potions.

Touga and Nanami

[willow] Uh. . hi! Who's the guy on the ground? He's drooling on my shoe. *Akio stands up, brushes himself off, and goes down on one knee, kissing Nanami's hand.*

Willow

Wade

This is all well and good, but these people are scaring me. And I live on the hellmouth! As if that doesn't scare me, but these people scare me more. *Saionji stands up in protest*

[Saionji] How dare you insult the Setoukai and all they stand for?! *raises his hand to hit Willow when a wormhole opens above his head and six Sliders fall on him, starting with Arturo*

[jess] Great! My other guests are here. Now can I start my webpage? *Saionji gets up off the ground and tears up like he will cry*

[saionji] That's it! (sniffle) I can't stand you people! (sniffle) I just have to remember I'm better than all of you at anything I do. (sniffle)

*A wall is blown away as Rebecca (Voogie's Angels) stands in the dust.* [Rebecca] Good morning. . . or afternoon. . . or whatever it is. Kinda dark around here.

[Quinn] Well this is certainly a lovely world of. . *looks at the Setokai and Rebecca* . . creatures. At least they don't look. . as bad as Kromaggs.

[Rebecca] I take offense at that! [saionji] As do I! I challenge you to a duel. *pulls out a long sword*

[Maggie] Ooo, I like long swords. *Rembrant smacks her on the head* [wade] Remmy! I didn't expect that from you! [Remmy] She needed it.

Saionji

[Rebecca] No, not a sword fight, a battle! No. . . a WAR! [jess] Oh this is just perfect. You people aren't going on the same page! (scroll down)

Rebecca

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