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Garfield Jokes!
In the mode for tons of halloween laughs? Then, read on for the ultimate laugh!
What does a girl ghost want to be when she
grows up?
A boo-tiful
dancer.
Why did the ghost take his family on
a elevator ride every day?
To raise
their spirits.
What color did the ghost turn after
it drank orange
juice?
Orange.
Who did the ghost invite to
his party?
Anyone he
could dig up!
What did the ghost say when he took
the stage?
Hello, boos
and ghouls!
What does Odie do
when a ghost say "BOO!"?
Nothing,
he'll just drool.
How did the ghost do at the comedy
club?
He was a
dead-knockout.
Knock-Knock.
Who is there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. I'll tell you another joke!
What did the frog order at Burger
King?
French flies
and a diet croak!
What was the scariest part of the
horror movie?
Running out
of popcorn!
What is a jack o'lantern's favorite
song?
Don't Cut Me
Up, Argentina
Why did the boy wear a diaper to the
Halloween party?
He didn't
want to be a party pooper.
Why did the kid say trick--or--treat
?
Because it
was too early to say Merry Christmas.
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked
wax of the north.
What does a 600 pound mouse say to a
witch's black cat?
Here, kitty,
kitty.
Is it bad luck if a black cat
follows you?
No, but if
an elephant does, it's bad luck.
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