Anthony was raised around computers all his childhood life and predictibly he now hates them with a passion, using them only for photo editing and word processing capabilities. Unfortunately, along with hating computers, Anthony hates the internet, so he can be squarely blamed for the 80% of missing material on this site. [However, rumors indicate that Anthony now has an e-mail address, and occasionally accesses the internet from Chang's computer.]

Before moving to Atlanta, Anthony lived in Tennessee and attended DuPont Elementary, which was duly named after the paint company that supported the community. At DuPont, Anthony got to meet "Doso the Dolphin," and spent much of his time trading the ever-popular gradeschool currency, micro machines. After months of careful consideration, Anthony's parents finally decided that Anthony was not being exposed to enough Geetism, so logically they moved down to Atlanta. Here Anthony was forced to attend the infamous Flat Shoals Elementary, wedged smack in the middle of the geethouse known as Decatur. Poor Anthony thought he was finally safe when his family later settled in suburban Dunwoody. Little did he know about rigors of Chesnut Elementary.

However, some good came out of Chesnut (that's "Chestnut" without a "t"), when Anthony met fellow inmates, Jim, James, and Greg Seate. At Peachtree Junior High (across the street from Chesnut), Anthony participated in the Lunch Bunch and Fifth Row Show. Roughly around this time, he and Jim Westingword created "the Writers" and began tackling the enormous task of classifying (and surviving) the Geetism that awaited him.

By the time Anthony stepped through the doors of Dunwoody High School, new inside jokes were already bursting out at a blistering rate. (Most of what is recorded on this web site stems from experiences from or pertaining to Dunwoody High) After three painful years of Fitch, Faulk, and NYC home fries, Anthony graduated from High School and is now laying thick malediction at the University of Alabama, especially at his roommate, Chang.

Anthony's life-long ambition is to become a filmmaker. He particularly enjoys the funk stylings of the Isley Brothers and has a habit of flipping pens (or any similar object) into the air while walking. If you see Anthony on the street, don't forget to grasp your ankle, bend your other arm, and give him the customary "atomic elbow." He will surely appreciate your offering, and might even return the favor!"

--excerpt from Raymond's Biographies