GRISLORE & Ace the Zombie present Littletown 2099 (& The Tales of Ace) "Because we have no other place to go." Overview: First off, if you're not 18, this site's not for you. It contains parodies, political satire and social commentary that utilize adult subject matter. Much of the material contained within can and will be found offensive by most women, parents, animals, religious people, people with taste, people who aren't at least half-blind, and people who think network television is cutting edge. Now that we've lost the losers, let's have some fun at the expense of pop culture! Yeah! FYI GRISLORE is a RETARDED WEREWOLF MUSICIAN from the FUTURE. GRISLORE actually released an album called GRISLORE'S POT PARTY in 2002, but we'll be exploring his native time of 2099, in a place called LITTLETOWN, a parody of modern and future society told with customized action figures (well, we didn't claim to be cool). ACE THE ZOMBIE is a character brought to life by the rock group BRETHREN AND THE EVIL EMPIRE (a band unknown in your time, but legends by 2099). Ace has decided to step out and document his own twisted history for us in the form of short, non-illustrated chapters. THE TALES OF ACE collection is a set of horror stories with a sense of irony and social commentary. *Remember, there are lots of BIG BOOBS to be had here, just no real ones - this is parody, not erotica.* Did we mention this site might offend? Yes? Just making sure. OH, AND WE WILL UPDATE. CONSTANTLY. WE'VE GOT 15 YEARS WORTH OF THIS CRAP STUCK IN OUR PERVERTED HEADS THAT WE JUST HAVE TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD! WELCOME TO LITTLETOWN! CLICK THE BIG-BOOBED WOMEN to ENTER LITTLETOWN or THE BLOODY MESS OF A FACE to READ ACE'S TALES. |
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| ENTER GRISLORE'S LITTLETOWN 2099 AT YOUR OWN RISK! (Cuz you ain't seen weird yet!) |
| Read The TALES of ACE the ZOMBIE! Because Ace's horror stories are so damn cheerful and uplifting! (If you're a serial killer, maybe.) |
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| DON'T FORGET TO CHECK BACK WITH US OFTEN! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT A RETARDED WEREWOLF FROM THE FUTURE OR A PERVERTED ZOMBIE WITH A LUST FOR TORTURE WILL DO NEXT! |
| All Material Copyright 2004 Pompous Nectar Productions. |
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