Q: What did Cinderella say at the 1 Hour Photo Shop?
A: Someday my prints will come.
Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: Board
Q: What do you find in the middle of no-where?
A: The letter H
Q: What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on break!
Helen: I changed my mind.
Ellen: Good! Does the new one work any better?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it didn't have any guts.
Q: What's red and white and has 16 wheels?
A: A sunburned zebra on rollerskates!
Q: Why couldn't the flowers ride it's bicycle?
A: It lost it's petals.
Q: What do you call a dog that is full of ticks?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What did one math book say to another?
A: I have so many problems!
Q: What do butterflies sleep on?
A: Cater-pillows
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Q: What did the invisible man look like?
A: Like nothing you ever saw.
Q: What flower grows on your face?
A: Tulips (two lips)
Q: What do you get when you walk through a field
of four-leaf clovers and poison ivy?
A: A rash of good luck!
