*** REDNECK ENGLISH ***
(So y'all Yankees can understand us)
HIDEY - noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Polite addition to a greeting to inquire about
one's condition. Usage: Hidey, hire yew?"
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive to borrow. Usage: "My brothern
law bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanta. Usage: "My
brothern law from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER - noun. The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brothern law from Jawjuh
bard my pickup truck, and I ain't from him in munts."
IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Virginia native." Usage: "Them Virginia
boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I left my ranch
in the back of that pickup truck my brothern law from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
FAR - Conflagration. Usage: "If my brothern law from Jawjuh don't hurry and git
that far lit, we gonna freeze."
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brothern law of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
RETARD - verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed.
Mus'be from some farn country or a Yankee."
BOB WAR - noun. A twisted cable with sharp protrousions. Usage: "Boy, stay
away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brothern law
from Jawjuh got a job that bob war fence cump'ny?"
SEED - verb, past tense of "to see".
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I never seed New York City... view?"
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