LOG ON: Making the woodstove hotter

LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood

MONITOR: Keepin an eye on that woodstove

DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood ofn the truk

MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded

FLOPPY DISK: Whatca git from tryin to carry too much farwood

RAM: That thar thang whut splits th farwood

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in th winter taim

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside

SCREEN: Whut to shut when its blak fly season

BYTE: Whut them dang flys do

CHIP: Munchies fer th TV

MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in th munchie bag

INFRARED: Whur th left over munchies go, Fred eats em

MODEM: Whatca did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX: Ol Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP: Whur th kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang th dang keys

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs

MOUSE: What eats th grain in th barn

MAIN FRAME: Holds up th barn ruf

PORT: Fancy Flatlander Wine

ENTER: Northern fer c'mon in y'all

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer new
rifle when yore wife asks.

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