YOU MIGHT BE A "YANKEE" IF...
1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside".
2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire Sauce"
correctly.
4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
5. You don't know what a Moon Pie is.
6. You've never had grain alcohol.
7. You've never, ever, eaten okra.
8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
10. You have no idea what a polecat is.
11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
12. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.
13. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own
TV fishing show.
14. Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all", you call them "youse guys",
even if both of them are women.
15. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
16. You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.
17. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 around the house.
18. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an
on-ramp on the highway.
19. You don't have any hats in your house that advertise feed stores.
20. You call binoculars opera glasses.
21. You can't spit out of the car window without pulling over to the side of the road
and stopping.
22. You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen,
Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Don, Mary Alice, et al)
23. You know what "et al" means.
24. You don't have doilies and you certainly don't know how to make one.
25. You've never been to a craft show.
26. You can't do your laundry without quarters.
27. None of your fur coats are home made.
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