Favourite movie quotes -
"You jump, I jump, right?" -Jack, Titanic
"That's what everybody says, but with all due respect miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here." -Jack, Titanic
"I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me." -Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz
"Slimy yet satisfying." -Pumbaa, The Lion King
"It was like magic." -Sam, Sleepless in Seattle
"Thanks for dinner. I've never seen potatoes cooked like that before." -Jonas, Sleepless in Seattle
"It's Doctor Evil. I didn't go to Evil Medical School for 6 years to be called Mister." -Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Allow myself to introduce... myself." -Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive 'sh!' Now, I have a whole bag of 'sh!' with your name on it." -Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Once again: things that should have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!" -Robbie, The Wedding Singer
"Ditto." -Sam, Ghost
"Well, can't he just beam up?" -Greg, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
"I get around as nature intended: in a car." -Kate, French Kiss
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, 'You're making a scene.'" -Homer Jay Simpson
"I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?" -Grampa Abraham Simpson
"(reading) 'To start press any key.' Where's the 'any key'?" -Homer Jay Simpson
"Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond everyday for the past 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room, in this modern world, for an old man and his ducks." -Bart Simpson
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. AHHH!" -Homer Jay Simpson
(While operating on Homer) "(singing) The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch. ...Uh oh." -Dr. Nick Riviera
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" -Homer Jay Simpson
"It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy." -Milhouse Van Houten
"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!" -Homer Jay Simpson
"They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day." -Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
"Hey. We didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd." -Homer Jay Simpson
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals . . . except the weasel." -Homer Jay Simpson
"Children, I couldn't help monitering you conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up." -Principal Seymour Skinner
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'" -Homer Jay Simpson
"What you feel is what you are, and what you are is beautiful." -Slide by Goo Goo Dolls
"How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad, trying hard not to smile though I feel bad, I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral, can't understand what I mean? Well you soon will. I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of taking off my shirt." -One Week by the Barenaked Ladies
"Closing time, every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end." -Closing Time by Semisonic
"Birds fly over the rainbow, why then, oh why can't I?" -Over the Rainbow from The Wizard of Oz
"Even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream would never do, I'd still miss you baby, and I don't want to miss a thing." -I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith
"Don't let go, you've got the music in you; One dance left, this world is gonna pull through; Don't give up, you've got a reason to live; Can't forget you only get what you give." -You Get What You Give by the New Radicals
"I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy; I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need." -Truly, Madly, Deeply by Savage Garden
"Tell me that we belong together, dress it up with the trappings of love; I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips, instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above; I'll be your cryin' shoulder, I'll be love suicide, I'll be better when I'm older, I'll be the greatest fan of your life." -I'll Be by Edwin McCain
"Way ta go! Idaho!" -Allan
"Shut up! It's sad!" -Shari, when people ask her in a movie theatre if she's crying.
"Shari, stop singing!" -Everyone
"Wanna buy a duck?" -Erika
"It's a joincidence with a C!" -Shari
"There ain't no blood in my alcohol stream, ociffer...." -Alana
"Hi, everybody!" -Liz, doing her Dr. Nick impression
"Let's play 'Hang on Sloopy'!" -Shari, in music class
"Don't listen to her, she's talking crazy talk!" -Holly, telling the teacher not to listen to Shari's request to play "Hang on Sloopy"
"Just call me Cupid!" -Alana
"I must have a sign on my forehead that says, 'I care.'" -Tanya
"That'll learn ya..." -Bean
"The sky." -Jeremy, responding to Shari when she asks "What's up?"
"E-lo, my name is Mister Mirror." -Shari
"Let's bet on it!" -Sandra
"Shari, put your hands on the table where I can see them." -Alana and Chris, making sure Shari doesn't scratch her mosquito bites.
"You're a nut; you're right off your tree!" -Tanya
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" -Shari
"It's all good..." -Don
"Just kidding!" -Sandra
"(in a pigeon's voice) CLUE! CLUE! CLUE! (in normal but slightly higher voice) That's it! Oh Mr. Pigeon, I'd kiss you if you weren't swimming with disease!" -Shari, imitating Lisa Simpson
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