We have learned from "the reliable news" that the Number One problem in the world...is guns! That, guns CAUSE crime! And that, guns KILL!!! To end crime and save lives, WE MUST ban guns.

Thus well informed by "the experts" some of us have formed a political group aimed at banning all guns except those in the hands of "The Authorities"...their Military and their Federal Police. The name of our group is: FIREARMS OWNERSHIP OUT-LAWED. Our supporters are appropriately called by its acronym FOOL(s). We urge all voters to help us FOOLs make America safe, by electing only those who want everybody disarmed (EXCEPT the previously mentioned).

One "good thing" that Hitler did, he confiscated ALL of his ordinary citizens guns. And for that, us FOOLs are grateful. We are also indebted to other "humanitarians" such as Stalin, Castro and Mao for "ending crime" in their countries-by totally-disarming their citizens.

Us FOOLs aim to out-law a group called Gun Owners of America; and also the National Rifle Association (NRA). President Clinton, an adored role-model of American FOOLs everywhere, said: the NRA is a terrorist group. and us FOOLs know...HE wouldn't mislead us!

Gun owners claim that the American Constitution's Second Article of its Bill of Rights guarantees Their Right to possess guns. Well, just like Clinton, us FOOLs laugh at those ridiculous old LAWS that we inherited from an armed militia gang of psychotic tax-protesters.

At the rapid rate we are getting "the news" guided voters to join us-FOOLs will soon Rule the World! And then, for "Social Justice," those who won't give up their guns will be hunted down and shot. Because, he who disobeys ruling FOOLs has NO... Right to Life!

Do you want to "end crime"?? Then, join us FOOLs-together, we can re-elect those who are enacting laws and treaties to Totally Disarm Americans! To help get it done, we have a very fitting motto. It is: