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In accord with our continuing struggle for you, the traveling public we have recently acquired (By hostile takeover) the world famous old line company, Roswell UFO Tours Inc. We have relocated the entire management team to Cowchip/AL to reproduce their award winning service, (Under the strict leadership and guidance of the RYO Corporation, of course!) The acquisition was very costly, and YOU ultimately will be the winner and beneficiary of our selfless and costly act of corporate kindness. You have come to expect the very best from the RYO Corporation, and once again you shall have it because you deserve the very best!

A message from the Guru Of Cosmisity:

Come to me my children and I will give you peace and fullfilment beyond your wildest dreams. Are you tired of those who would lie to you? Lies, my children! Are you sick to death of those who would tell you the truth all the time? Are you fed up with strange people hounding you with trivial conversation all day long or those who would not converse with you? How about unfriendly animals or those who seem...a little too friendly? Perhaps you sicken with the thought of shaving each day or donning a recognized anti-perspirant. Does you EARTHLY LIFE SUCK! The Guru Of Cosmisity can help! I want to invite, nay, plead with you to drop all of your earthly cares into the caring hands of the RYO Corporate lawyers and come with me on a voyage to understanding. You and I, and friendly aliens will ascend the ladder of cosmic life, enjoying peace, tranquility, and exciting adventure together, which is as it should be. Those who believe and follow shall have everlasting joy in the Guru Of Cosmisity . His will be done. Bow low and subjugate. The Guru Of Cosmisity loves his little children, and you are all the children of light, the light of reason, understanding, and joy in the Guru Of Cosmisity. Come to me children. Listen not to those who would lie. Lies my children! Believe in the Guru Of Cosmisity. His will be done. Amen.

Have you ever wanted to leave your earthly cares behind and visit Venus or Jupiter. Have you ever wanted to take the First Class seat to strange planets, galaxies, universes? Never before has this been possible, but due to the unceasing efforts of RYO Travels, now you also may experience the joys only the astronauts have known, and in far better comfort.

Using the most up to date technologies imparted to us by friendly aliens, we have developed a comprehensive flight plan just for you!

Travel the cosmos in luxury and comfort...on us! The trip is free to you if you act quickly! How, you ask? It is simple. Aliens do not use money, and the Guru Of Cosmisity has imparted to us that traveling without money is actually the best way anyway.

Here's what you get:

Deluxe accomodations aboard our secret space ship.

All meals, forever and forever. No KoolAid or Pudding ever served!

Complimentary magnum of ***Norm's Three Virgins Scuppernong Wine***

Free 3D glasses to better observe the cosmos.

Guaranteed to view at least one cosmic event every 15 minutes!

And best of all....IT'S FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE!

RYO Travels features the best in human tour guides as well. Let Stella and Eddie pamper you in deluxe comfort and luxury as you tour the cosmos. Our female guides have the BIGGEST smiles and our male specialists possess the LARGEST muscles in the known galaxy!

VISIT THE COSMOS ON OUR SECRET SPACESHIP

Shuttle pilot Stormey Jones, son of famous WWII flying ace, Gundar Jones is waiting, waiting my friend to fly you to the stars.

All we ask of you my friend is that you simply leave your earthly worries behind. Yes, let go, feel the majesty and power of the GURU OF COSMISITY, his gentle guiding hand leading the way to the great beyond, nebulas, x-ray spectrum shining vistas. Bow low and subjugate. Simply bring us your will, credit cards, deeds, insurance policies, and all quickly liquidated holdings. It is very important that you properly close out your previous earth life, and our warm and caring RYO Legal Department will quickly and graciously handle all your final arrangements. Our expert team of lawyers is just another service provided to you the Universe Traveler.

--No persons under 18 years of age permitted on the voyage unless they have legal rights to properties, bequeathments, bonds, stocks, or other assets that may be quickly liquidated.

So! Get ready for the trip of a lifetime. Become a star voyager, the winds of space and time at your back, RYO Travels steady at the helm. The first step is yours to make my friend. Contact RYO TRAVELS today, and bon voyage!

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And don't forget to visit these other fine links to find out more about the world famous RYO Corporation in Cowchip/AL, as well as their wine operation, and about the history of the historical town of Cowchip/AL. Important information will be imparted to you there.