" DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT WE WOULD GET IF

WE CROSSED BRED SOME OF OUR FAMOUS BREED'S?


WELL I DID AND THIS IS WHAT I FOUND"











 Collie + Lhasa Apso

 Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport



 Spitz + Chow Chow

 Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot




 Bloodhound + Borzoi

 Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun




 Pointer + Setter

 Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet




 Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier

 Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries








 Great Pyrenees + Dachshund

 Pyradachs, a puzzling breed






 Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso

 Peekasso, an abstract dog












 Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel

 Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle






 Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever

 Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists






 Newfoundland + Basset Hound

 Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors







Terrier + Bulldog

 Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes






Bloodhound + Labrador

 Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly






 Malamute + Pointer

 Moot Point, owned by....oh, well,

 it doesn't matter anyway










 Collie + Malamute

Commute, a dog that travels to work





 Deerhound + Terrier

 Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.





"THIS PART IS DEDICATED TO BUFFY==MEAGAN== LADY CHAR-LEE

AND CASSIE, 

MY BELOVED SHELTIES"



"THING'S A DOG MUST REMEMBER"

 I will not play tug-of-war with Dad,s underwear


 when he,s on the toilet

 The garbage collector is "NOT" stealing our stuff. 

I do not need to suddenly stand up

 when I am lying under the coffee table.



 I will not roll my toys behind the fridge 

I must shake the rainwater 

out of my fur" BEFORE " entering the house 

I will not eat the cats food,

 before or after thay eat it 



I will stop trying to find the few remaining

 pieces of clean capet in the house 

when I am about to throw up.

I will not throw up in the car 



I will not roll on dead seagulls,fish,crabs,etc

 I will not lick my human,s face after

 eating animal poop

 Kitty box crunchies,are not food 

I will not eat any more socks

 and then redeposit then in the backyard 

after processing.



 "The diaper pail is not a cookie jar."

 I will not wake mommy up by sticking my cold,


 wet nose up her bottom end.





 I will  not chew my human's toothbrush 


and not tell them. 




I will not chew crayons or pens,

 especially not the red ones,

or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

 When in the car.

I will not insist on having the window rolled down 


when it's raining outside.

I will not use the toilet as my own personal 

drinking dish





 We do not have a doorbell.


 I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.


 I will not steal my mom's underwear 

and dance all over the back yard with it .



 THE SOFA IS NOT A FACE TOWEL.


 Neither are Mom & Dad"s laps.


 My head does not belong in the refrigerator.








 I will not bite the officer's hand 
when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license

and registration. 

"AND SHOULD I FORGET!





LOVE ME ANYWAYS"


"Things We Can Learn From a Dog "


Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. 


When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.


When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.


Let others know when they've invaded your territory.


Take naps, and stretch before rising.


Run, romp, and play daily.


Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.


Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.


When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.


Thrive on attention, and let people touch you.


Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.


On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shade tree.


When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.


No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing... 

run right back and make friends.






 



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