MEET MY SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN
HE HAS THAT SMOOTH SOUTHERN ACCENT,
IT WOULD MELT IRON,
JUST LIKE THE MUSIC YOU HEAR PLAYING.
"YEPPER! THATS MY GENO."
AND HER HUSBAND"ED"
"NOW HERE IS MY SISTER JANET, CHANCE MADE US SISTER'S,
SHE AND I GET INTO MORE TROUBLE,
SHE IS MORE THEN FAMILY,SHE IS MY FRIEND!,
SANDY!
WOULD YOU SAY HOWDY TO ALL THESE NICE PEOPLE THAT CAME TO VISIT?"
"HERE ARE HER TWO SON'S, JASON AMD MIKE"
HERE IS MY PARTNER IN CRIME, "SANDY"
"MEET MY "COWBOY PROFESSOR"
BOB TEACHES COMPUTOR SCI, IN UTAH
HE HAS TO BE THE MOST DEDICATED TEACHER
CAN YOU TAKE TIME BOB TO SAY HELLO
TO ALL MY VISITORS?"
"THIS LITTLE LADY
IS MY DAUGHTER SANDRA KAY,
SHE IS NEW TO CYBERLAND,YEPPER!
EVEN IF SHE IS MY DAUGHTER,SHE IS BEAUTIFUL"
[AND A TRUE BLOND BUT FAR FROM DUMB]
"I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE ONE HANDSOME DUDE,
AND HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE! "MARK AND MICHELE"
THEY HAVE THREE OF THE SWEETEST GIRLS YOU EVER SAW.
SARAH,EMILY AND LILLIAN.
"AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET WAYNE AND PATTY.
THEY HAVE TO BE THE SWEETEST MARRIED FOLKS I KNOW!.
THEY ARE FROM CANADA
AND WAYNE SENDS ME FUNNIES EVERY WEEK.
BE THE FRIEND HE HAS BECOME OVER THIS PAST YEAR"
"OH NO!LOOK WHO CAME BY LOOKING FOR MONICA!
"MEET EILEEN" !
SHE IS NEW TO OUR CYBERWORLD ALSO,
ISNT SHE A CUTE LITTLE STINKER ?
BY THE WAY, SHE IS MY AUNT.
"YEPPER THIS IS ME!
"YA'LL COME BACK SOON
TO SEE WHO ELSE I TOOK NO PITY ON,
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER"
IT GETS WORSE!
