Well, my body may be one lethal weapon thanks to my ninja training. But just in case...
Socks sent me this wonderful bomb. Of course I will only use it in dire circumstances. After all, Bitsy is enough of a bomb - I probably won't need another.
Inky had promised to defend me with this vicious topkapi dagger. Bitsy's sword is no match for this. Excalipurrr, indeed!
Troll presented me with quite an assortment of swords! More than enough for an army!
There is however, no weapon like the truth. Read these testimonials and you will know I'm in the right.
| Dear Daisy... I am having a "pawesome" time at the catlebration, Birthday bash! Why I do believe that Lily Belle and Me are really enjoying ourselves...yes you heard right..me and Lily Belle...Not only is she the cats meow, but she is the catnip of my eye. We bumped into each other at the Gerbil bar! We shared pate too....and regardless, we love Tex and his country music..bring on the fiddles....I have been fiddling round and paw stomping with Lily as my pardner! Meowweeeee! Dewey |
Does that sound like a depraved kitty hell-bent on destructive behavior? An innocent little meeting which may blossom into a romance, that's all.
| Madame Altosan, Mr. Frass wish to inform that he had a most wunfurful tyme at party. Efuryone wuz most polite and the Bishop wuz most interesting. (wunder who duz his ears?) The fuud wuz plentiful as were the guests and your chidren were angels. They behave as any good furbabies should. There were several guests (I don't think they were invited) that were snobbish and somewhat rude but they were easily over looked despite their ravenous appetites gaudy manners of dress. The Gerbil bar was a big success I think and I and my wink wink Dondeesan enjoyed it furry much as well. Purrs and NInja kitty kicks, Mr. Frass |
And no less a purrsonage than the Honorable Mr. Sass Frass paid tribute to both the food and the decorum of the guests. Well, most of the guests. You do notice that one guest is criticized here. (And we all know who she is.)
I wish to make it quite clear that all this weaponary is only for defensive, not offensive purposes (even though I find certain feline monarchs highly offensive!) I have absolutely NO desire to be Queen, none whatsoever.
Click here to see what I really want.
...Or if you're not curious (Are you SURE you're not a d*g?) you may go back to the...
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