I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through
chunky peanut butter.
I don't suffer from stress; I'm a carrier.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
There are two rules for ultimate success in life:
1. Never tell everything you know.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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