Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder?


A lady named "Jane Doe" went to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When "Jane Doe" came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so "Jane Doe" tapped on the window and asked, "Are you okay?"

The woman answered, I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in. "Jane Doe" didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.

A Pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from freight at first, then attempted to hold her brains in.



Please note that not everyone may find this amusing. I am sure it was quite a frightning experienece to the people involved. However, looking back I am sure there is some humor to be found. ~¿ö


Return to Coplover's Homepage