Here are a scattering of little "You might be a Yankee if..." jokes I've thought of. Enjoy!
You might be a Yankee if...
...You ask directions to "over yonder".
...You eat fried chicken with a fork and knife.
...You don't rush to the grocery store and hog all the bread and milk everytime the weatherman says the word "snow".
...You ask what "yeller" means.
...You laugh anytime you hear someone say "y'all."
...You would rather be a lawyer than host your own fishing show.
...You don't know anyone named Bubba, Joe Bob, or Jimbo.
...You don't like wearing overalls every day.
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