| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| BAS | Big A** Smile |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| BBS | Be Back Soon |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | Boy Friend |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| C & G | Chuckle and Grin |
| CICO | Coffee In..Coffee Out |
| CID | Cringing In Disgrace |
| CP | Chat Post |
| CSG | Chuckle Snicker Grin |
| CID | Crying in Disgrace |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| C Ya | See Ya |
| C YA L8R | See You Later |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EMSG | E mail Message |
| EOF | End of File |
| ESAD | Eat Sh-- And Die |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Question |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FECES OCCURS | Shit Happens |
| FMG | Filling My Glass |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FWIW | For What's Worth |
| BTBOMH | From the Bottom of My Heart |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GF | Girl Friend |
| GTSY | Glad to See You |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GMBO | Grinning My Butt Off |
| GGP | Gotta Go Pee |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| H&K | Hug and Kiss |
| HABU | Have A Better Un |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGU | Have A Good Un |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HUB | Head Up Butt |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IC | I See |
| IGP | I Gotta Pee |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| IWALY | I Will Always Love You |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KOC | Kiss On Cheek |
| KOL | Kiss On Lips |
| KISS (theory) | Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| L8R | Later |
| L8R G8R | Later Gater |
| LMHO | Laughing My Head Off |
| LOL | Laugh Out Loud or Laughing on Line |
| LSHMBB | Laughing So Hard My Belly's Bouncing |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LHM | Lord Help Me |
| LHU | Lord Help Us |
| LTS | Laughing To Self |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LY | Love Ya |
| OBTW | Oh, By The Way |
| OIC | Oh, I See |
| OMG | Oh, My God |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| O IC | Oh, I See |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top of My Head |
| PDS | Please Don't Shoot |
| PITA | Pain In The Arse |
| POD | Piece of Data |
| PM | Private Message |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping in |
| PMP | Peed My Pants |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| Poof | Left the Chat Room |
| QSL | Reply |
| QT | Cutie |
| RFD | Request for Discussion |
| RUOK? | Are You OK? |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| ROFLMAO | ROFL My A-- Off |
| ROFLMASA | ROFLMAO At You |
| ROFLMAOWTIME | ROFLMAO - With Tears In My Eyes
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| ROFLUTS | Rolling ON Floor Unable to Speak
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| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTSM | Read the Stupid Manual |
| RUOK? | Are You OK? |
| SETE | Smiling Ear to Ear |
| SHID | Slaps Head In Disgust |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SITD | Still in the Dark |
| SMOP | Small Matter of the Programming |
| SOL | Sh-- Out of Luck |
| SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SUL | See You Later |
| SYS | See ya Soon |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back |
| TDM | To Darn Many |
| TIA | Thanks in Advance |
| TIC | Tongue in Cheek |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOY | Thinking of You |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TTFN | TA TA For Now |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TVM | Thanks Very Much |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WRT | With Regard To |
| WTH | Who/What The Heck |
| WYSIWYG! | What You See Is What You Get! |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| *g* | Giggle |
| (G) | Grin |
| *H* | Hug |
| *K* | Kiss |
| *W* | Wink |