~Bald~

Bald in front? You're sexy!
Bald in back? You're a thinker!
Bald all over? You think you're sexy!!

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• BALD is BEAUTIFUL !!

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God is good....God is fair

To some he gave brains,

to others....hair !!!

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• God made a few perfect heads...on the others he put hair !!

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God made just so many perfect heads....

he rest he covered with hair.

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• Gray hair is a blessing...ask any bald man. 

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For every hair lost from the head....

Two will appear on your (bum/back/ears. etc) instead !!

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• Hair today....is gone tomorrow !

• I just got too tall for my hair.

• I'm not bald, I'm follically impaired!

• I'm not bald, my brain is too big for my hair.

• I'm not bald, my head is too big for my hair.

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I'm not getting balder,

I'm just getting more head !

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I'm not really bald,

I've just grown to tall for my hair!

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• I'm someone's favorite bald guy !

• This is not a bald spot....it's a solar panel for brain power !

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updated 4/11/2009

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             Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~