~Cats~
I grew up with cats all my life. Two of my favorite pictures
of myself when I was young...was of me playing with some baby
kittens. I used to sneak kittens into my bed at night
(through a side door) when I stayed at my grandmother's house.
The next morning...."Granny" would be hollering at me
and the cats.....for some reason ???
~Deanie~
Click here...to see photos of me and some of my cats !!
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A cat determined not to be found
can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief
if it wants to....
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A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine,
and the hearth in foul weather...
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A cat is a cat...
And that is that !
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A cat is the only real love money can buy.
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A cat is there when you call her....
if she doesn't have anything better to do.
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A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known.
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A cat sleeps fat,
yet walks thin...
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A charm of cats is that they seem to live
in a world of their own,
just as much as if it were a real
dimension of space.
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A dog comes when it is called...
A cat takes a message and gets back to you...~!
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A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrrrson....
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A home without a cat is just a house
with friendly greetings.
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A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.
A house is not a home until is has a CAT ...
A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A CAT
A SPOILED ROTTEN CAT LIVES HERE
A house without a cat is like a kiss without a hug.
Around here...cat hair is a condiment...as well as a fashion accessory.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
(Ellen Perry Berkeley)
Attack Cat on Duty !!
Blessed are the "Purr" in heart...
Cat -- astrophe !!
Cat-astrophy zone !!!
Cat got your tongue....???
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Cat napping...
Do not disturb !!
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Cats are absolute individuals,
with their own ideas about everything,
including the people they own.
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Cats are categorical - Dogs are dogmatic.
Cats are always elegant.
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Cats are intended to teach us
that not everything in nature has a function.
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Cats are just children with fur.
Cats are just little angels with fur.
Cats are like potato chips...you can't have just One !!
Cats are people too..!!
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Cats are pur-r-r-r-fect!
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Cats are rather delicate creatures
and they are subject to a good many ailments,
but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
(Joseph Wood Krutch)
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Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through the snow.
(Jeff Valdez)
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Cats don't have owners...they have caretakers !~!
Cats know what you're thinking...they know, but they don't give a damn !
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Cats know your each and every thought.
They don't care........but they know.
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Cats leave paw prints on your heart...!
Cats make purrfect friends...
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Cats never strike a pose
that isn't photogenic.
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Cats seem to go on the principle
that it never does any harm
to ask for what you want.
(Joseph Wood Krutch)
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Cats were once worshipped as Gods...
and they have never forgotten !!
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Curiosity killed the cat.
Curiosity killed the cat...but satisfaction brought it back !
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Curiosity may have killed the cat,
but at least the cat died knowing.
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Dogs come when they're called;
cats take a message and
get back to you later.
(Mary Bly)
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Dogs eat, cats dine !
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
Dogs think they are human; Cats know they are...!!
Dogs believe they are human; Cats believe they are God..!!!
Dogs drool...Cats rule !!!
Don't cry over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.
Don't let the cat out of the bag...
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Every dog has it's day...
BUT the nights belong to us Pussycats !!
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Every life should have nine cats....!!!
Friends are purrennials in the garden of life...
Fur Purrrson Residence
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He sat there very comfortable
Humming a little tune,
While I was busy at my chores,
He lazed all afternoon.
Now doesn't it seem unfair to you
That he should be doing that?
If I come back in another life,
I, too, must be a cat !!
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Hi, my name's "No No Bad Cat".
What's yours ?
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Home is where the cat is.
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Honest as the cat
when the meat is out of reach.
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Husband and cat are missing...!! $200 reward for the cat !!
I don't do mousework...
I got a cat for my husband. I think it was a fair trade.
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I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
(Hippolyte Taine)
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I love cats because I love my home
and after a while
they become it's visible soul...
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I taught I saw a tweet ! (ex: bird and cat)
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If a man could be crossed with the cat,
it would improve man but
deteriorate the cat.
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If an artist were to design an animal,
it would be impossible to improve upon the cat.
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't !
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If having a soul means being able to feel love
and loyalty and gratitude,
then animals are better off
than a lot of humans.
(James Herriot)
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If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor,
a cat will find it and soak it up.
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IF YOU DON'T TALK TO
YOUR CAT ABOUT CAT NIP WHO WILL?
If you want the best seat in the house...hold the cat !
If you want the best seat in the house....just move the cat !
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I'm only a cat, and I stay in my place.
Up there on your chair, on your bed or your face.
I'm only the cat and I don't finick much.
I'm happy with cream and anchovies and such.
I'm only a cat and we'll get along fine,
as long as you know I'm not yours...
you're all mine !!
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
(English proverb)
Into every life a little cat hair must fall.
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of kittens.
It's better to feed one cat, than many mice.
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It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats;
the best ones don't respect you for it.
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Letting the cat out of the bag is much easier than putting it back.
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Like a graceful vase, a cat,
even when motionless,
seems to flow...
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Look at what the cat dragged in.
Love me...love my cat
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" Meow " is like Aloha...
it can mean anything.
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MEOW SPOKEN HERE
My cat (or cats) walk all over me.
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My cat is my child therefore this is HER home.
If YOU don't it YOU are welcome to leave !
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My husband said it was either him or the cat.
I miss him sometimes.
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My life is devoted to the care and convenience of my cat.
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My little grandson is a darling,
but he can never take the place of my cat.
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Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you
for yourself alone.
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Never say anything bad about another person's cat.
Next to the cat....I love you best !!
Never trust a smiling cat.
Never try to baptize a cat !
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
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No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
unless my cats are there to welcome me.
(Unknown)
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No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be
plenty of kittens.
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No outfit is complete without cat hair !
One can never have too many cats...
One cat just leads to another.
(Ernest Hemingway)
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One of the ways in which cats
show happiness......is by sleeping.
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People who don't like Cats...were probably Mice in an earlier life.
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life !
(Faith Resnick)
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Pet's Prayer (for any pet)
If it should be that I grow frail and weak
And pain should keep me from my sleep,
Then you must do what must be done,
For this last battle can't be won.
You will be sad - I understand
Don't let your grief then stay your hand.
For this day, more than the rest,
Your love and friendship stand the test.
We've had so many happy years,
What is to come -- can have no fears.
You'd not want me to suffer, so,
When the time comes, please let me go.
Take where my needs they'll tend,
Only stay with me until the end.
And hold me firm and speak to me,
Until my eyes no longer see.
I know in time you to will see,
It is the kindness you do to me.
Although my tail it's last has waved,
From pain and suffering I've been saved.
Don't grieve that it should be you,
Who has to decide this thing to do.
We've been so close, we two these years,
Don't let your heart hold any tears.
Smile, for we've been together for a while.
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Picking a cat may be your ONLY chance
at choosing a relative!