~Cooks & Cooking~
A skinny cook can't be trusted !
A watched pot never boils...
Annoying the cook will result in smaller portions.
Complaints to the Cook...can be hazardous to your health !
Cookin' ???? What is that ????
Got more time for misbehavin'....since I started microwaving...!!
Hey good lookin'......what's cookin'..???
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HOME COOKING
Like Mother used to do
before cigarettes and soap operas.
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Kitchen closed due to illness: I am sick of COOKING !!
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I am not a fast cook,
I am not a slow cook,
I am a half-fast cook.
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I came...I saw....I decided to order take out !
I cook with wine...Sometimes I even put it in the food !
I don't cook on days that end in Y ....
I kiss better than I cook...!!
I made my favorite thing for dinner....a reservation.
I never met a cookie I didn't like!
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I only like two kinds of pie:
hot ones and cold ones!
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I would cook dinner but I
can't find the can opener !
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If God wanted me to cook,
why did he invent restaurants ???
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If yer lookin' for home cookin'.....Go home !!!
If you don't like my cooking, lower your standards.
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If you want breakfast in bed ...
sleep in the kitchen.
Bed and Breakfast.... you make both.
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It's milk and cookie time!!
Just say NO to cookin'....
Kiss the cook !!
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My family eats from all of the food groups.
Fast, Frozen, Canned and Microwaveable...!!
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My favorite recipe.....eat out !!
My favorite recipe....order in !!
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My wife treats me like a god;
I get a burnt offering at every meal.
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Never...ever...trust a skinny cook !!!
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
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Only the pure of heart can make good soup!!!!!
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Open the oven, take a look;
first to complain...
is next week's cook !!
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She who cooks, never cleans !
The perfect food would taste as good as fresh popcorn smells !
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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Today's Menu:
Take it or Leave it...!!
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Too many cooks...Spoil the broth.
When I learned how to cook...I forgot how to clean !!
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4-16-09
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Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~