~Divorce~

Breaking up is like underwear.

You feel better after the creep is gone.

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Ex-wife For Sale...

Just take over payments !!

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I divorced my husband for religious reasons...

He thought he was God...I didn't !

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• Is alimony the high cost of leaving ?

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. 

Every time I get a divorce, 

I keep the house. 

                            (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

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• Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

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My husband and I divorced for religious reasons...

He thought he was God,

I didn't !

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• My next husband will be normal

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My wife went to divorce court

and all I got was this lousy t-shirt !

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25% or men kiss their wife good-bye 

when they leave their house.

99% of men kiss their house good-bye 

when they leave their wife !!

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updated 4/17/09

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