~Dogs~
A boy can learn a lot
from a dog:
obedience, loyalty, and
the importance
of turning around three
times before lying down.
(Robert Benchley)
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A dog is a man's best friend.
A house is not a home without a dog.
A spoiled rotten dog lives here.
As the big hound is, so will the pup be.
Be Aware of the Dog !
(for people who own friendly dogs)
Bone Appetit
(I saw this on a jar for doggie biscuits)
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Brothers and Sisters I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to
tear.
(Rudyard Kipling)
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Cats are categorical - Dogs are dogmatic.
Dogs are Gods way of putting angels on Earth !
Dogs are just kids in fur.
Dogs leave paw prints on your heart
Dogs rule and sometimes drool.
Dogs smile with their tails !
Dogs think they are human; cats know they are...!!
Dogs think they are human....cats think they are God..!
Don't kick a sleeping dog.
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Don't worry...our ATTACK dog
doesn't bite (very hard).
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Every dog has his day.
Forget the dog. Beware of the kids...!!
(you can also substitute...wife, husband, mother-in-law...etc.)
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Go tell the cat to play dead !
(a visitor to my site saw this sign featuring a dog on it)
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God, make me the person my dog thinks I am.
Greyhounds rule and sometimes drool.
(A visitor to my site suggested inserting your choice of breed of dog to the
above saying. She used this saying for a Greyhound Retreat.)
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Her wiggly tail, her
heart of Gold,
the loving spirit God
gave her soul.
Always remaining in our
minds & heart,
with
"Footprints" that shall never part.
(by Katie Jackson for her beloved "Roxie")
(Katie visited my site and sent this note: we just lost our most loving female schnauzer,
Roxie del Blue, to
appropriate
epitaph to place on a plaque and finally came up with
one
of our own that suited her the best. Thought it might also be
a
good one for other precious "children" (angels) of God.)
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Hi, my name's "No No Bad Dog".
What's yours ?
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Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything except the dog !
I love my Grand-Dog !!
I'd rather be in the company of dogs...!!
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Pet's Prayer (for any pet)
If it should be that I grow frail and weak
And pain should keep me from my sleep,
Then you must do what must be done,
For this last battle can't be won.
You will be sad - I understand
Don't let your grief then stay your hand.
For this day, more than the rest,
Your love and friendship stand the test.
We've had so many happy years,
What is to come -- can have no fears.
You'd not want me to suffer, so,
When the time comes, please let me go.
Take where my needs they'll tend,
Only stay with me until the end.
And hold me firm and speak to me,
Until my eyes no longer see.
I know in time you to will see,
It is the kindness you do to me.
Although my tail it's last has waved,
From pain and suffering I've been saved.
Don't grieve that it should be you,
Who has to decide this thing to do.
We've been so close, we two these years,
Don't let your heart hold any tears.
Smile, for we've been together for a while.
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If having a soul means being able to feel love
and loyalty and gratitude,
then animals are better off
than a lot of humans.
(James Herriot)
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If you ain't the lead dog...the scenery never changes.
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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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If your dog is fat . . . you're not getting enough exercise!
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Is it a coincidence that
DOG
spelled backwards is
GOD ?
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It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of puppies.
It's a doggy dog world
Let sleeping dogs lie.
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LOST HUSBAND AND DOG......REWARD FOR THE DOG.
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Love is when your puppy licks you on the face,
even after you left him alone all day.
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Money can buy a fine pet...but only love will make the tail wag.
My dog can make it to the fence in three seconds...Can you??
My dog walks all over me.
My name is No ! No ! Bad Dog ! What's yours?
No home is complete without the pitter patter of doggy feet ~!~
No outfit is complete without dog hairs.
One can never have too many dogs.
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Outside a dog, man's best friend is a book.
Inside a dog, it's too dark t read.
(Groucho Marx)
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PLEASE DON'T LET THE
DOG OUT NO MATTER WHAT IT TELLS YOU.
Remember, all poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles.
Salesmen Welcome: Dog food is expensive !!
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant...!!
Spoiled rotten dogs live here.
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That wagging tail and friendly woof
Bring joy to all who live
under this roof.
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This is my other child....dressed in fur.
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To a dog you're family,
to a cat....you're staff.
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Toads, frogs and puppy dogs
are what a kid really likes.
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Train....Don't Complain !
Who-takes-who for a walk???
Wipe your paws...!
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Women and Cats do as they like.
Men and Dogs get used to it.
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/11/09
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~