~Driving~
Approach school zones
as the students do......"slowly"...!!
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Caution: I drive like you do.
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Drive carefully....
cars aren't the only things
that can be recalled by their maker !
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Drive it ...like you "stole" it !!!
Drive NOW...talk later !!
Get in...Sit down....Hold on....Shut up !!
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it !!
Hang up and Drive ~!~
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Half the world doesn't know how the other half lives...
considering how the other half drives.
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He who blows own horn constantly, soon get DEAD battery.
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He who hesitates is not only lost
but several miles from the
next freeway exit.
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Honk if you like peace and quiet.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
If you don't like my driving.......get off the sidewalk !!
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
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It is said that if you line up all the cars
in the world...end to end,
someone would be stupid enough
to try and pass them.
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Lots of cars have one part
that needs to be recalled:
The nut behind the wheel !!!
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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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Save your ugly face...
Buckle Up...!!
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
We should strive...to always drive...to be sure....to arrive !
Women drivers.....NO SURVIVORS !!
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/17/09
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~