~Exercise~
Before you turn on the treadmill,
always tie your shoes.
It's the best I can do on short notice.
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Commit to be fit.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
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Fifty years ago
people finished a days work and needed rest.
Today they need exercise.
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Grandma started walking for her health
when she was 60...
She's now 97...
and we don't know where the heck she is !!
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I don't jog.
It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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I had to quit jogging for health reasons....
my thighs were rubbing together so much
my underpants caught on fire !!
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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I have flabby thighs....
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I might as well exercise...
I'm in a bad mood anyway !
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If God had intended for us to touch our toes...
He'd have put them on our knees.
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If you are going to try cross country skiing...
start with a small country.
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I'm in shape...Round is a shape...isn't it ?
I'm belly building...not body building..!!
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Reason to smile:
Every 7 minutes....
someone in aerobics class
pulls a hamstring.
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The more you sweat in training
the less you bleed in battle.
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Whenever, I think about exercise,
I lie down 'til the thought passes.
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updated 4/17/09
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Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~