~Fishing~
(This page is dedicated to my cousin Earl -- who taught me a lot about fishing....
which I LOVE!! ~Deanie~)
A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office !
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A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line
waiting for a jerk on the other.
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A good fisherman knows all the angles.
A reel expert can tackle anything.
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A woman who has never seen her husband fishing,
doesn't know what a patient man she married !
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ALL I NEED TO KNOW FROM LIFE
I LEARNED FROM FISHING:
1. There is no such thing as too much equipment.
2. When in doubt, exaggerate.
3. Even the best lines get weak after they have been used a few times.
4. Sometimes you really have to squirm to get off the hook.
5. The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.
6. Good things come to those who wade.
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An old fisherman lives here...with the catch of his life.
At the sound of my name, fish tremble !
Bait Sold Here
Born to Fish...Forced to Work !
Cast everything in the best possible light !
Caution: there's something fishy about this fella...
(I saw this on a barn wood sign depicting a fisherman)
Early to bed...early to rise...fish all day...make up lies.
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Early to bed
Early to rise
Fish all day
Tell big lies
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FISH: an animal that grows the fastest
between the time it's caught
and the time the fisherman
describes it to his friends.
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Fish and you will receive !
FISH ON !!!!
Fish or cut bait...!
Fish stories told here....some true !!!
Fish tales told here.
Fish tremble at the sound of my name.
Fisherman and other liars welcome !
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Fisherman's Prayer
Lord help me to catch
a fish so large
that even I in the tell of it
never need to lie...
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Fishermen fall for it, hook, line and sinker.
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Fishy, fishy in the brook,
come and bite my dainty hook.
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Fishy, fishy in the brook,
get your hiney on my hook !
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Fishy, fishy in the brook,
Papa catch him on a hook,
Mama fry him in a pan,
Baby eat him like a man.
(seen on a quilt in an Alaskan gift shop)
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Fishing isn't a matter of life and death....
It's much more important.
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Fishing with Suckers...Sucks !
(Grim Reaper Lures bumpersticker)
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GET REEL !
Get your bass in gear !
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Give a man a fish
and he will eat for a day...
Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day...
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day...
Teach a man to fish, you get rid of him for the weekend.
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GO FISH !
Gone Fishin'....be back dark-thirty !
Good things come to those who bait.
Good things come to those who wade.
Here...fishy...fishy...fishy !!
(I saw this saying on a t-shirt)
Here lives a grouchy old fisherman and the catch of his life.
Hooked on Fishing !!
I don't exaggerate...I just remember BIG !!!
I fish...therefore I am.
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I hate to boast,
but I caught the most!
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I never met a fish I didn't like.
I only fish on days that end in "Y"...
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If people concentrated on the REALLY important things in life....
there would be a shortage of fishing poles !
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If the hat is missin'....I've gone fishin'
If wishes were fishes, we'd have a fish fry.
It takes two to tangle.
Kiss my BASS !!!
Life is for the fishing !
Lure the Best !!
Make fishin' your mission !
May all your fishes come true.
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Men and fish are alike....
they both get into trouble
when they open their mouths.
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Men shouldn't fish with women because
they always beat them. Women are at their best
when fishing -- no matter what.
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Never fish and tell.
Nice BASS !
Old fishermen never die, they just smell like they did !
Old Fisherman never die, they just smell that way!
One good catch deserves another.
Reel men tie their own flies.
SHUT UP AND FISH !!
( my personal favorite --- Deanie)
Size isn't important....unless you're a fisherman.
Spare the rod, spoil the day !
Take time to smell the fish.
Tall fish tales told here.
The bass are always bigger on the other side.
The best things in life are fish.
The early worm catches the fish !
The Fish Story he Never tells...
(I saw this on a sign with a mixed-up jumble of fishing tackle)
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The four B's of fishing: boat, bait, beer and BS.
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The Three Rules of Fishing
1. Bait your own hook.
2. Clean your own fish.
3. Tell your own lies.
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The wading is the hardest part.
There are bigger fish to fry !
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There's a fine line between fishing....
and standing on the shore like an idiot !
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This too shall cast.
Time's fun when you're flying ties.
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To fish is human,
to throw back is divine.
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To fish or not to fish...
NOT TO FISH ??
Yea...like that's even an option !
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Walk tall and carry a big fish !
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WELCOME FISHERMEN:
Landlubbers by Appointment !!
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When in doubt...exaggerate !!
(saw this on a sign with a picture of a "big" fish)
Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...
Wishin' I was fishin'
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/11/2009
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~