If you think it's hard to meet new
people...
~Golf~
A bad day at the golf course...
still beats a good day at the office.
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A game of golf is a good walk ruined.
Anytime is TEE time !!
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Don't drink and drive ...you might slice a hook !
Eat...sleep....golf.
Faith has its share of bunkers, and golf has its share of prayers.
(Max Lucado)
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GOLF: I'd quit the stupid game
if I wasn't married.
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself
you forget to hate your enemies.
(Will Rogers)
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
(William Wordsworth)
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Golf is a game that was invented
to punish those who retire early.
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Golf is an easy game....it's just hard to play.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
(P.G. Wodehouse)
Golf suits me to a tee !!
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GOLFER: One who yells "FORE"....takes six...
and writes down five !
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He who has the fastest cart...never has a bad lie.
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I brought an extra pair of pants today,
Thought I 'd might get a HOLE in ONE !!
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I can drive 300 yards...
in my cart!
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I don't know how I can play so well
and score so bad !!
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I hate golf, I hate golf, I hate golf...NICE SHOT !! I love golf !
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I hit two good balls today !!
I stepped on a rake...!
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I only golf on days that end with Y....
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I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
(Bob Hope)
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If it goes right, it's a slice.
If it goes left, it's a hook.
If it goes straight, it's a miracle.
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If there is no golf in Heaven...I'm not going.
If the hat can't be seen...I'm on the green !!
If the hat is missin'....I'm on the green !
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If you think it's hard to meet new
people...
pick up the wrong golf ball.
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I'm happy when I'm teed off !
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I'm not over the hill, I'm on the back nine.
In golf, as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
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Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
(Brent Musberger)
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Playing golf is not a matter of life and death.
It's more important that that !!
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Practice puts.....brains in your muscles.
(Sam Snead)
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Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.
Real golfers know how to count over five; it's when they have a bad hole.
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Show me a man who is a good loser
and I'll show you a man who is playing
golf with his boss !
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Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good.
Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
(Bruce Lansky)
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The Golfer's Diet: stay on the greens.
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The uglier a man's legs are,
the better he plays golf.
It's almost a law.
(H. G. Wells)
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There are two things you can do with your head down--
play golf and pray.
(Lee Trevino)
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There is no such thing as a natural touch.
Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
(Lee Trevino)
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They call it golf because
all the other four letter words
are taken !!
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When I die...
bury me at the golf course
so my husband will visit !
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When I die, just bury my balls next to the old bag.
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When you loose, don't loose the lesson.
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/17/09
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Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~